Rufus

A bright and intelligent person

Rufus is so smart

by Pretty lady 2023 May 31, 2016

Rufus

A name given to half retarded children.

Damn, that kid is stupid. His name must be Rufus.

by Stinky cheese lover March 31, 2020

Rufus

To lay a shit so impressive that you tell your friends

Man, I just laid a Rufus so big that my knees went weak!

by Dr Danger September 1, 2010

Rufus

To Jizz on your mothers Carpet

When he visited his mother's house while she was aways, he had a Rufus

by Rusfustheblack April 20, 2009

Rufus

A person who doesn’t get any bitches and is constantly rejected by everyone. He thinks very highly of himself but is disliked by everyone. Rufus can also be very nerdy.

Nathan: - Rufus why are you always rejected?
Rufus: - Because I am an Rufus.

by I am very sexy🥵🥵🥵 April 25, 2022

Rufus

To hug with the eyes, A simple hugging used with your eyes wide open and with a concerned stare.

I sall my best friend in the hall, so I gave her a rufus.

by saltycrackers925 December 4, 2007

Rufus

Someone who says they are one thing, but are, in actual fact, lying. They can't actually do what they said they could. Although they do try to do what is asked of them, they fall short and eventually leave and leave the people they were working with hanging/better off.

"We'd like to see your programming portfolio to make sure you're not a Rufus."

by FurryHamster May 6, 2014