range rover

Range Rovers are awesome. Anyone who says otherwise is a moron. Clearly they're like 80k for a reason. The reason? They're quality, well-made SUVs.

All the celebrities on MTV's Cribs had Range Rovers.

by heyitspat December 30, 2007

range rover

The best vehicle ever to be driven on this earth. Can drive over anything, and it's as comfortable as a land yacht. But it has it's cons. Every wannabe gangster stares at you. It gets about 10mpg. And if it's not leaking some fluids, it's empty.

My Range Rover will kill two of your Escalade.

by Chuck W February 18, 2008

Range Rover

A soccer moms luxury version of the Abrams Tank, without the firepower, reliability, or gas mileage consideration. Mostly made to be a flashy vehicle. Less of an off road vehicle than its sibling, the Land Rover. Very flashy, very expensive, and its got the horrendous reliability that put Land Rover on the map, after it made great and reliable off roading vehicles when they first came out sometime after WWII.

The Range Rover will get around 375 hp and cost you more money than your mortgage in gas and repairs.

by TankBuster118 April 20, 2010

Russian Range Rover

This occurs when a male specimen mounts another human.....he then proceeds to kick it into gear and forces the other huma to make a rapid jerking motion......the rapid penetration will then cause ejaculation...before this one must pull out and bombard (hence the term russian) the range rovers steering wheel (back of the head of human #2)

stranger 1:yo man guess wat i did last night

stranger 2:watd u do bro
s1: I'm sorry but i dealt ur mom a russian range rover
s2:dats ok man the bitch had it coming

by commander clit October 31, 2009

range rover

Older Range Rovers are poorly made and unreliable British SUV that are usually powered by an old Buick V8 that got phased out in 1963 and latter on sold to Rover. Newer Range Rovers are nothing more than American SUVs only a lot more expensive and far more embarrassing to be seen in. Basically they are cars for suckers who are willing to pay way over the odds for a hunk of junk.

Range Rovers are a poor Jeep clone.

by GuyWhoLikesGoodCars May 11, 2004

Range Rover

THE REASON for EVERY luxury 4x4 now.

the original classic ones are virtually indestructible, and have a tendancy to "mark" their teritory
also have the useful quality of never breaking down

A:aw man, my cars not going AGAIN
B:should have got a range rover man

by 82rangie October 3, 2011

range rover

Something that shows That 4x4 off-road vehicles don't have to refill every ten minutes to be good.

OMG! My heavy-ass Humvee just sunk into the mud! I should have got me a REAL car.

by Gumba Gumba February 20, 2004