A Dirty Roswell is when you suck off your homie till he cum and cover an official NCAA leather football in his semen and then proceed stretch out his anal cavity until the entire pigskin is in. Both men then proceed to shout “It’s good!” While standing and making field goal posts with their arms and sword fighting with their erect penises.
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Get the Dirty Roswell mug.When someone gets Eric Rowelled, they are stabbed in the back, only after this individual has had time to prepare his or her get away. They usually surround themselves with other backstabbers and finger pointers so they feel their actions are justified.
by My logic June 18, 2010
Get the Eric Rowelled mug.The lowliest, douche-bagiest, most useless police department in the entire state of New Jersey. They hang out by the high school "speed trapping", what used to be "the grove" & most infamously the commuter parking lot. They can be found in groups of 2 or more congregating talking about their fat wives & their sucky lives.
They're good for nothing...well that is other than harrasing anyone between the ages of 16 & 25. They're great at giving tickets for stupid shit. Some say they can even smell when you're car is parked on the wrong side of the street on street cleaning day(s) from a mile away; well that or from the Dunkin Donuts.
They love breaking ...or attempting to break up parties because they were the kids who never got invited to any parties or got beaten up in high school.
They're good for nothing...well that is other than harrasing anyone between the ages of 16 & 25. They're great at giving tickets for stupid shit. Some say they can even smell when you're car is parked on the wrong side of the street on street cleaning day(s) from a mile away; well that or from the Dunkin Donuts.
They love breaking ...or attempting to break up parties because they were the kids who never got invited to any parties or got beaten up in high school.
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by nullisecunda July 21, 2009
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person B= she is rossella, she just moved around the neighborhood
person B= she is rossella, she just moved around the neighborhood
by I can’t use my original name September 11, 2019
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