Rootbeer Poptart

this is a nickname for faggots who eat nasty shitflavored foods like nasty shut rootbeer poptarts

Nelson you Fucking rootbeer poptart faggot you're fuckin nasty you stupid shitface eatin nasty shit Boi

by Batmans_layer May 27, 2017

Bootybeard

When a man(or in rare and disturbing cases a woman) has an abundance of Ass-hair. The rule of thumb is typically when it's long enough to snag with a comb.

If it gets too hot I usually go commando. My Bootybeard is just too thick to put on another layer.

by Master chunks November 3, 2020

applesauce with a side of rootbeer

applesauce with a side of rootbeer is a way to confess that you are homosexual.

Person 1: “Hey dude.. Can I order applesauce with a side of rootbeer?..”
Barista: “I don’t care cuh‼️🗣️🗣️”

by vilestslut October 9, 2023

Dirty Rootbeer

A mixed drink. Includes 3 parts root beer, 1 part tequila. Typically tastes very dirty.

Frank: "We just made some Dirty Rootbeer."
Tom: "Let me try some!"
*drinks*
Tom: "Ew, that's so dirty!"

by Abraham Lincoln 2.0 August 19, 2010

vanilla rootbeer

a combination of vanilla and rootbeer it is low key the most amazing drink ever

that vanilla rootbeer is in fire

by Misikir Atlaye October 4, 2016

RootBeer Float

When someone takes a dump on the others face, and then Jizz's all over them.

"Ahhhhh. I've been Rootbeer Floated"

by Nibs Nutrition May 26, 2009

rootbeerboy

A douchebag, jackass, or generally someone who wears brown stained wifebeaters. These people have shitty attitudes, so they are very easy to spot.

Joe is such a rootbeerboy. You can tell by his shitty attitude and his brown stained wifebeater.

by TheWhipping October 2, 2007