Romeo and Juliet

the reason I almost failed my Highschool English Class

Romeo and Juliet was barely readable

by Hide George Bush May 4, 2018

Romeo and Juliet

Not a love story you should compare you and your partner to, but a 3 day relationship between a 14 year old and a 17 year old that caused two men to be murdered and 2 young children of opposing families to commit suicide.

Romeo and Juliet is not a good love story.

by Shakespeare_Nerd August 7, 2017

Romeo and Juliet

a. A play written by William Shakespeare about a 3-day forbidden relationship between a 13-year-old and a 17-year-old. They commit suicide together because they're--actually, who the heck knows.

b. The total awesomest anime rendition of William Shakespeare's play when they star-crossed couple dies for an actually good reason.

c. A relationship ending in tragedy.

a. Uggh. We're reading Romeo and Juliet in English. What a snore.
b. Oh my guli! I just watched Romeo x Juliet!!!!! Its the first anime movie I've watched and actually cried!!!
c. Dude did you hear about Angela and Dean? They totally pulled a Romeo and Juliet.

by thalionwen October 16, 2012

Romeo and Juliet

A book by William Shakespeare.

Pretty pointless. They tell you the end in the prologue!!

MERCUTIO: I will bite thee by the ear for that jest!

(Ow, ear bite)

by Allie Balalie March 1, 2005

Romeo and Juliet

When you have a fetish, or are attracted to 12-year-old girls.

Romeo and Juliet had sex, even though she was only 12-years-old at the time.

by Mother Fucker Extrodinaire August 5, 2008

Romeo and Juliet

Star crossed lovers in a tragedy by Shakespeare who cannot be together.

Blake: I really like Julia, but she is my best friend , and I can't tell her because I might ruin our friendship.
Blake's friend: sound like you guys are Romeo and Juliet.

by [e-mail] December 12, 2015

romeo and juliet

a book about a horny guy and a slutty grl they find each other at a dance and the guy likes for tits for a 14 year old so he sneaks in her room and they fuk then at the end they die its a dumb book dont read

me: mannnn wats up im readin romeo and juliet
friend: awww fuck no i h8 tat book they fuk to much

by steven rago May 17, 2007