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John Romero

PC game designer of 1990s fame, John Romero was the genius/jackanape that introduced us to Wolfenstein3D, DOOM, and Quake.
When not designing new methods of carrying out FPS carnage or dismemberment, he was attending to his rich, luxurious, flowing, hair which, given his near-rockstar status at the time, was not considered homoerotic in the least.
Then... came the infamous and career-destroying FPS-mediocrity that we remember as Daikatana.
Released three years behind schedule, and only after burning through two game engines and over one hundred employees, Daikatana effectively closed an era of PC-gaming, and signaled John Romero's fall from Godhood.
Nevertheless, John Romero's notoriety continues to live on through the power of the Internet -- and the unceasing efforts of meme humorists.
Gamer 1: "John Romero is going to make you his bitch!"
(After pwn'ing a stream of newbs) Gamer 1: "Suck it down!"

(warcry upon respawning) Gamer 2: d41k4t4n4 r0ckz j00!!1!
by MercWithMouth May 3, 2011
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romejo

To go down on a girl only to make out with her taint.
Did you eat her out ?

No. I romejo'd her.
by Snooch July 9, 2010
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Romeopathic

Any person with a compulsive conquest for lustful or sexual behaviors with no emotional attachment.
Bruce sleeps with another woman every week. I swear he must be Romeopathic
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Roelophoia

The fear of becoming a rapist and dating an underage girl.
Damn bro you really got Roelophoia.
by anonymous March 13, 2021
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Romeo

Romeo is a caring person. He never judges a book by its cover.He is very attractive and always looks out for others. He's is also very protective of people. If you happen to have a romeo in your life don't let him go!
Girl-"Omg,Romeo just helped me helped my homework! He's soo nice!"
by #Ally. September 26, 2019
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Combat Romeo

A man serving in a regular army/usmc/navy/airforce POG/leg unit, in which they stand in the same ranks as women. This occurrence allows these men to sit around during what they consider "deployments" and fuck the women in their unit instead of fight the war at hand. They still receive the same combat pay as the men actually fighting and carrying out combat operations, but sit in a static position banging their fellow unit members. They then return home and pretend to family and bar patrons that they actually serve a purpose in the military.
Any man who mentions serving with women in his unit is a POG/leg, and is guaranteed to have slept with at least one of those women; making him a "combat romeo".

Leg: "Man, I fucked so many bitches on my last deployment. It wasn't even funny."
Operator: "That's great. We ran over one hundred missions, killing eighty five enemy personnel. Which one do you think is going to win the war?"
Leg: "Dawg, I didn't sign up to do dat'."
Operator: "Kill yourself, you POG ass motherfucker."
by 275WatchMan7tre April 21, 2010
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Roelof

Damm i gave that bitch the roelof last night
by Up the arsh June 11, 2018
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