Colorado Rockies

Baseball expansion team that first played in the 1993 season. First 12 seasons characterized by solid offence at home, anemic offence on the road, mediocre to horrible pitching, and bonehead General Managers.

Thanks to Dealin' Dan O'Dowd, the Colorado Rockies will be paying Mike Hampton and Denny Neagle well into the next decade.

by ScabNainz January 13, 2005

Rockies

Sneaking up behind someone and throwing water into the side of their face and then punching them in the other side of their face. Makes it look like a fight scene in the Rocky movies when he gets punched and sweat goes flying

There are lots of Rockies in Jackass 3D

by Big Mike the Cripple October 21, 2010

Rockpie

Someone or something that is widely considered useless or stupid

This damn kid is an absolute rockpie.

by caseboy April 9, 2013

Rockies Cock

The stereotypically sub-par penises of snowboarders and skiers

I had sex with that guy from the mountain last night; he had such a rockies cock

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

rockie

My baby baby babyoh....

Amora : Hi rockie my baby
Rcrockei: Hello amora kisses

by amoraloverockiekisssssss October 21, 2022

colorado rockies

Act of shiting on a women chest, and haveing her rub her titis toether while you rub your cock in between them creating a beautiful brown mountain scape.

I colorado rockies my girl and then had her lick my chocolate cone.

by kel rock September 22, 2006

Rockied

When hot ash from a joint falls onto your hand when you're holding it.
Usually occurs when someone rolls a crap joint.

I got totally rockied when i smoked a joint that James had rolled.

by BonJovi September 10, 2005