Roadman

The average British year 7 who pulled a plastic fork on someone and now thinks they are a fucking mad man they also tend to pull up on kids or old people because they know that's all they can fend off, they likes to wear shitty Adidas track suits

You know Tyler told Mr adabish to shut up blud or I'll shank you fam, he's a proper hard roadman be careful mate

by Tesco discount Isle November 12, 2019

roadman shaq

One of the top grime artists in the UK. Was recently on 'Fire in the Booth'.

roadman shaq: "da ting goes skrraaa pap pap kak kak kak skib bi skip pap pap and a pup pup krrrut boom skiaat dut dut kut kut dun dun pum pum"

by My big brother September 18, 2017

My Chemical Romance

A band formed in New Jersey by Gerard Way
Other band members include Mikey Way, Frank Iero, and Ray Toro.
Unfortunately, they broke up today, March 23rd, 2013
They are simply inspirational, and they'll be missed.

I love MCR so much. I'm sad they broke up.
My Chemical Romance is inspirational.

by Cyanide Sunshine of Gbury March 23, 2013

wanna be roadman

A wanna be roadman is typically a 12-16 year old who tries to act hard.

They try to use slang but it just sounds a little bit wet when they use it.
Often pick fights with people bigger than them and often pussy out when they actually get squared up.
Chats A LOT OF SHIT.
Often one of a "wanna be roadman" nature has a very high pitched voice.

"Ayyyyy Halim is the wettest fuckin' don around, mum's next time i see him im gonna bang that little bitch right in his ugly fuckin face man *kisses teeth*" -*gets beaten up a couple days later by Halim.
"Shut up! Man has bare Ps' u kno. Oh mY DaYs U aRe ThE wEtTeST GUy I kNo MAn UUUUGGGHHHH!"
-Wanna be roadman from yr 7

by XxAyubxX October 28, 2019

roadmanology

The scientific study of roadman

Bill had roadmanology 3rd period in school

by beastfox October 19, 2018

My Chemical Romance Poser

Someone who only owns "The Black Parade" but thinks there a "mega ultra ubber fan". Sadly they outweigh the real fans and give them a bad name. Because of wannabe emo 13 year old's MCR has become known as a "typical whinny emo band", when the in fact have decent music, meaningful lyrics, and are completly against suicide.

*TYPICAL CONVERSATION IN A MCR CHATROOM"

xxultraxemoxultraxmcrxfan- heyzzz ever1 isnt black parde da best cdzzzzz ever?

ixluvzxgerardxway- of cousezzz!!!! i luv mcr so effing much dey rock so hard! lolololol im so emozzzzz

real.mcr.fan- yeah i guess the black parade was cool, but the bullets cd is my favorite. i also love the inner story of the revenge cd!

ixluvxgerardxway- whatzzz ru taking bout dey only gotzzz 1 cd

real.mcr.fan- stupid my chemical romance poser

*you have been booted from this chatroom*

by East Park March 19, 2010

Roadman

Originates from British culture and can be commonly found in Major British cities.

A Roadman is an evolved version of a Chav who are located in the United Kingdom preferably in the capital London.
The typical roadman has its own language; they typicaly use words such as mandem, safe, innit, blud, fam, shank.

They also have a dress code consiting of:
-nike fanny pack
-nike airmax
-north face black jacket
-have weed and a knife(shank)

roadman A: io wassup blud, you safe fam?
roadman B: oi yo i am fam innit

by ΨλΜΞΖ May 20, 2020