Cute , beautiful face , nice skin , she is funny and always able to make you laugh at all time , has thr cutest face and a beautiful personality , she like everyone
She is selfish But so cute
She is selfish But so cute
by heyblueee March 31, 2019
Get the Ritaj mug.by trechu April 26, 2010
Get the Ritzi mug.The act of standing over a dick, spreading your legs, and commiting suicide, therefore falling onto the dick and having your corpse be penetrated and bringing joy to the other person as they cry when using your corpse to pleasure themselves. After they are finished they throw the body into a nearby dumpster, set it on fire, and roll it down a hill while shoving a raw fish up their ass.
This ritual was apparently invented when Columbus discovered America, and found several drawings for instructions.
The ritual is believed to cure the disease of being necrophilic and emo, but so far it has only been a 3% chance.
This ritual was apparently invented when Columbus discovered America, and found several drawings for instructions.
The ritual is believed to cure the disease of being necrophilic and emo, but so far it has only been a 3% chance.
Her: "I don't wanna live anymore I miss my daddy but I'm also horny :^("
Him: "Let's perform the emo death fall ritual"
Her: "k but I really miss my daddy"
Him: "I honestly don't care and neither does anybody else"
Her: "I want to do it now"
Him: "Fantastic"
Him: "Let's perform the emo death fall ritual"
Her: "k but I really miss my daddy"
Him: "I honestly don't care and neither does anybody else"
Her: "I want to do it now"
Him: "Fantastic"
by Gizrik October 3, 2016
Get the The emo death fall ritual mug.Hmmm... Where do I even start? Ritsas are super duper smart. They are most likely bilingual and they love cats. Scratch that. They love all animals. Ritsas believe that everyone should have a voice, even the orcas in Sea World (which they strongly protest). They are normally very artistic and have beautiful ideas for arts that they will draw. They are very thoughtful and aware of others' feelings and opinions. They would most likely belong in either Ravenclaw because of their intelligence and creativity or Hufflepuff because they are smol and sweet and just the most adorable girls you will ever meet. Another fun fact about Ritsas is that they love Cheez-Its and Greek food. Ritsas are just gr8. :D
Me: Ritsa is like super fab.
Zachary: ;)
Me: //shoves Zachary into burning sun//
Zachary:
Me: :))
Ritsa: //double thumbs up//
Zachary: ;)
Me: //shoves Zachary into burning sun//
Zachary:
Me: :))
Ritsa: //double thumbs up//
by Persassy_cassie November 4, 2015
Get the ritsa mug.Performing an ocean ritual basically means you want to be a seal. In order to that you need to be lucky, first of all. You need a gun to kill yourself with, and you need to remember what your purpose is after you reincarnated. The purpose of your desire is to become a seal. Kill yourself until you become a seal. It's recommended to perform the ritual at the end of your life. You shouldn't waste too many years of just one desire. It could lead to family tragedies and nobody understands why you did what you did. Keep that under wraps.
by Realtrunks December 29, 2018
Get the Ocean ritual mug.Hippy Ritz is: Dinitrogen monoxide, N2O, Nitrous oxide, Hippie Ritz, Whip-its (or Whip-it), Stratosphere, NOS, Hippie Crack, and Hippy crack. Hippy Ritz is called Hippy Ritz because similar to high dose Ritz (Ritalin), the high is short and it leaves you wanting more. Ritalin lasts maybe 2 to 4+ hours. Whip-its last 30 seconds to 2+ minutes. Since whip-its (Nitrous oxide, N2O, Hippy Ritz) depletes Vitamin B12, supplement with Vitamin B12 supplements. B Vitamins are important, especially Vitamin B12. Don't use Hyppy Ritz more than twice a month and no more than 24 or 25 canisters a session. 12 is better. Maximum 50. You end up loading a canister in the cracker (whip-its opener), putting a balloon on it, twisting it, letting the gas in, and breathing the balloon. Hippy Ritz is usually used to make whipped cream though. Hippy Ritz is legal.
Tony: I loaded 50 canisters of Hippy Ritz and breathed it in 50 balloons. This Hippy Ritz feels great! I'm in the Stratosphere! Better take Vitamin B12 for two weeks and then try some more whip-its.
by HawaiianPunch1 July 15, 2023
Get the Hippy Ritz mug.A beautiful, smart, bright girl named Ritah. She always smiles. She has a lot of problems and emotions, but she hold it in so she can't hurt nobody. She holds her pain and tears. She is keeping her smile on her face.
by anonymous_girlx September 4, 2018
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