rigamortis tongue

When one contracts his/her tongue muscle in a cylinderical and/or probe-like shape. This is typically prepartion to be used to penatrate the rectal wall.

Clay C: What did you do with Morgan's sister last night?
Clay K: I got all white trash on her, and gave her the rigamortis tongue before we got raw dog nasty!
(or)
I'm going to give Katie the ol' rigamortis tongue this weekend!

by cpatrickc November 13, 2010

riglorious

Defines a precarious situation where something is both ridiculous and glorious

The middle-aged mother (milf) had double d's that any man would look at and say..",damn..those are some riglorious titties!"

by Steven Lowrance May 24, 2008

rigamortus

Although unsure of the correct spelling, it refers to the time in which a corpse becomes hard.

The dead body attained a state of rigamortus after several hours.

by William Joseph Hemmington December 19, 2004

Rigamoro

No one knows for sure what this means. Physics teachers have been known to use it instead of saying "thats a bunch of bullshit" to already thoroughly confused high-schoolers.

Mr. Desko (where the desks go) says to the class "thats rigamoro Sam"

by Shreya and Dave January 5, 2008

Rigor

To go beyond hard or hardcore. Something completely awesome or something extremely stiff.

That concert last night was hella rigor!

Have you heard that new song? It's so rigor!

Remember when we were playing basketball and you shot that 3 point shot backwards and made it all net? That was rigor!

Or

I saw that fine girl today and I got rigor.

putting that new stuff in your hair made your spikes so rigor.

by TOoN September 27, 2014

rigimortis

The hardest boner you'll ever have.

Necrophiliacs go crazy over rigimortis victims due to their boners.

by cheeky_slag<3 May 22, 2009

Rigamortis Tortoise

A Rigamortis Tortoise is a vile and disgusting creature. Often cold and calloused, Rigamortis Tortoise can disgust even the most hardcore of people. Rigamortis Tortoise often has an undeserved sense of entitlement caused by birth.

We caught Rigamortis Tortoise walking out of the morgue with a bottle of astroglide and a pink dildo. That disgusting vermin.

by Jachoff Witme May 27, 2010