Riding dirty

Riding dirty means getting caught by the police with contraband, or in urban slang, gettin caught by da po po, wid some of dat dro dro.

When the sirens went off, all i could do was floor it cuz I was riding dirty like a muafuca.

by Nokari D. January 29, 2006

ride dirty

1) To roll in your car with drugs, guns, or other shit you don't want the cops to find. Usually drugs.

2) To not have taken a shower in awhile or wiped one's ass properly.

1)
"They see me rollin', they hatin', patrollin'
Tryin' to catch me ridin' dirty."
(Chamillionaire - "Ridin' Dirty")

2)
Jim: "Hey, get your ass over here. There's grippa bitches. What's taking so long?"
James: "Give me 20 minutes. Gotta take a shower."
Jim: "Dude, you don't need a shower. The party's not gonna wait."
James: "No, you don't understand...it was chili con carne night and we're out of T.P. The neighbors came over to complain because they thought someone was playing the trumpet terribly while firing a machine gun."
Jim: "OOOOH yeah, good call. You really don't want to ride dirty like that."

by Nick D June 10, 2006

ride dirty

To travel in a vehicle with a felonious amount of substance

Ray-Ray, he ride dirty - homey had six ounces up in the Escalade.

by Craig Pizzle June 24, 2006

riding dirty

Driving while possessing or doing something that the police COULD arrest you for. This does not necessarily mean running drugs or getting caught though.

My niggas was all riding dirty wit their tec-9s, but only half of them got busted by the po po.

by agentsteve August 14, 2007

riding dirty

To partake in the act of smuggling or trafficking narcotics

we wre riding dirty tryin to make some cash real quick

"they see me rolling, they hating, patroling and tryint to catch me ridin' dirty" in Ridin' by Chamillionaire

by sec_8 April 26, 2006

riding dirty

Operating one's luxury SUV or high-end sedan without utilizing factory-provided seatbelts.

"I had just ironed my shirt, so I made sure that I was riding dirty on my way to picking up some organic papayas from Whole Foods."

by UrbanDC February 01, 2008

riding dirty

When you take a huge dump, and either run out of toilet paper or otherwise neglect to wipe your anus as sung about by the rapper "Chamillionaire" in his song "Ridin' Dirty."

Karl Blessing can frequently be observed riding dirty, as is evident by the fact that he smells like shit.

by seymour buttz April 19, 2006