rachael ray

AKA Raytard, Ray-Ray. The host of 30 Minute Meals on the Food Network. She is by far the most annoying "chef" on t.v. for the following reasons: she learned how to cook at Ho-Jo's,she giggles incessantly, she dumps olive oil and chicken stock onto everything, she claims her food is "healthful" when it actually has loads of fat and calories, her voice soulnds like that of a 5 pack-a-day smoker, she wears unflattering clothing that accentuates her non-boobs and her centaur-like ass/thigh region, she looks like "The Joker" when she smiles, she adds hotdogs to 20% of meals and makes 55% of main courses some sort of hamburger or sammie (sandwich), she uses dumb adjectives to describe food, and she makes up childish nicknames/acronyms because she claims they are quicker to use but she always explains what the nicknames/acronyms mean even if she uses them 10 times per show(so it's a a total waste of time in the first place)

"Hi, I'm Rachael Ray and I make 30 minute disasters. In the time it takes you to laugh your ass off at this program, I'll have made a craptastic and totally artery killing meal which I will try to pass off as healthful from start to finish."
Raytard: "Now, just pour the EVOO-Extra Virgin Olive Oil-into the pan for about 5-15 turns around the pan...Once the EVOO-Extra Virgin Olive Oil-is nice and screaming hot in the pan, add your tasty meatballs"
"See, this butter tastes so nutty when you let it brown for a while!"
"Lemme grab that smoky cumin from the cupboard."
"I'm just gonna throw this crap away in the GB-garbage bowl and then I'm gonna move the GB-garbage bowl- over to the side to give myself some room to work"

by a-m September 7, 2008

richel

Beautiful and the most caring induvidual. God especially looks over people with this name. Most compatible with men with the name Ejay.

Damn that girl is Hella RICHEL!

by Anonymous August 9, 2003

Rachael

An awesome gal that lives in the momemt. She's pessimistic at times, but always makes you laugh with her sarcastic humour, she's an insult comic and is a total geek at heart. Anime, superheroes, pokemon, all of that stuff. She can come off as rude, but once you get to know her, you'll be sad to depart from her. She's the best person to have as a friend, and definitely has your back when it counts, don't cross her or her friends. It won't be pretty!

"Damn, Rachael is such a badass."
Sarcastic, funny, and awesome? Definitely a Rachael.
"Marry me, she's just so great!"

by UMP90 July 22, 2017

richelle

friendly, jolly, unique, loyal, humble, attractive, naive at times, ambitious, persistant, dedicated, intelligent, efficient, humourous, aggressive at times, bold, creative, hard working, loving, caring , loves to sleep , fair, just, peacemaker, cheeky

' wow! ' he said, ' u worked like a richelle today.'

by rori1983 February 8, 2010

rachael avidor

10/10

Is that Rachael Avidor? 10/10

by Fanclub president May 5, 2018

Rachael

A smart, independent girl, who avoids drama at all costs. She is a tru friend and will help you id you need it. Although she has her moents of bitchiness she is a beautiful girl all the way through

boy:i think i am breaking with you
girl:probly to go out with Rachael
boy: umm yeah that is actually why i am breaking up with you

by jerryspringerfan1# January 7, 2009

Rachael

Popular, amazing, funny, dramatic.
Meet a 'Rachael' one day, and you'll remember her for another 365 effortlessly.

Easy to love, emotional, a great friend.

"Oh god, I wish I had a Rachael."
Girl 1- "She's so nice."
Girl 2-"She can't be an Emma... must be a Rachael."

by SexyStuff100 January 9, 2011