retrovision

Synonym for hindsight 20/20

Looking back at decisions made in the past with the benefit of a more experienced perspective.

Retrovision is most often experienced in the wake of a “YOLO” decision.

“In retrovision I don’t know why I thought it was a good idea to eat split pea soup the day before my surgery. It gives me horrible gas.”

by Jake the Sun God February 8, 2019

Retrydation

The act of rapidly retrying a request to the point that it locks up

"The server was down this morning due to retrydation from accounting."

by Neaudle June 12, 2020

downstairs renovations

The adjustment or touching of ones penis &/or scrotum, usually when the penis &/or scrotum are being nurtured by underwear or some form of cloth. Preferably with a hand or hands. Usually to remove any pain, itch, uncomfortableness or general urge to grope one's self in the scrotum &/or penis. This act is usually carried out by the scrotum &/or penis's owner, or ones such partner, acquaintance, relative, friend etc. This occurs frequently whilst walking.

Bill: Pardon my hairy scrotum's attempt at escaping from my cloth. I'll just have to do some downstairs renovations.

Bob: That's alright fine chap, I know that feel, my scrotum isn't rather tame either.

by Yourmumsovaries June 5, 2014

rhode island renovation

the act of inserting all of ones ten fingers into a significant others anus and proceeding to spread all ten fingers and grabbing the feces from ones asshole

my girl let me try the rhode island renovation for the first time last night and it was spectacular

by anonymous August 7, 2024