Person # 1: "Yo man that Madoff scam collapsed in a jiffy didn't it!"
Person # 2: "yeah dude...too bad he couldn't just print his own money like Ben Bernanke can at the Federal Reserve!!!! He would be home free!"
Person # 2: "yeah dude...too bad he couldn't just print his own money like Ben Bernanke can at the Federal Reserve!!!! He would be home free!"
by random_God_24 June 29, 2009
Get the Federal Reserve mug.i drank the steel reserve and wound up getting head on the side of the road with a fatty mcnasty girl
by busta May 27, 2006
Get the steel reserve mug.Steel Reserve is a low-quality, low-prestige, low-dignity malt beverage. Purchasing Steel Reserve is often an act of desperation by would-be drinkers in times of economic hardship. Aside from drinking cleaning solvents, Steel Reserve is perhaps the cheapest possible way to exit this reality. Its combination of astonishingly low price and extraordinarily high alcohol content has made it popular among both bums and young people.
Once only available in the darkest corners of the hood, Steel Reserve can now be found in supermarkets, liquor stores, and lying sideways next to unconscious transients all across America. Although notably foul tasting, this is a drink that will take you where you want to go (quickly and cheaply). At $.99 a tallboy, I find it possible to get drunk on the amount of change found under the couch, without even having to look in my car’s ashtray.
The Steel Reserve logo is a stylized number 211, which aside from being an ancient symbol for steel, is also the penal code # for armed robbery. It’s likely that steel reserve has been the inspiration for many a convenience store jacking. Poor judgment and personal injury are notoriously correlated with the consumption of Steel Reserve. The drink’s harsh flavor effectively masks the high alcohol content, leaving the drinker confused as to how much he has actually consumed. Even experienced drinkers get into trouble when partying with the 2-1-1.
Once only available in the darkest corners of the hood, Steel Reserve can now be found in supermarkets, liquor stores, and lying sideways next to unconscious transients all across America. Although notably foul tasting, this is a drink that will take you where you want to go (quickly and cheaply). At $.99 a tallboy, I find it possible to get drunk on the amount of change found under the couch, without even having to look in my car’s ashtray.
The Steel Reserve logo is a stylized number 211, which aside from being an ancient symbol for steel, is also the penal code # for armed robbery. It’s likely that steel reserve has been the inspiration for many a convenience store jacking. Poor judgment and personal injury are notoriously correlated with the consumption of Steel Reserve. The drink’s harsh flavor effectively masks the high alcohol content, leaving the drinker confused as to how much he has actually consumed. Even experienced drinkers get into trouble when partying with the 2-1-1.
Dude1: “Man, you look like shit, what happened to your face?”
Dude2: “I hit up the Steel Reserve last night.”
Dude1: “ah” *nods in understanding* (as if no further explanation is needed)
Dude2: “I hit up the Steel Reserve last night.”
Dude1: “ah” *nods in understanding* (as if no further explanation is needed)
by freemonkey December 28, 2005
Get the Steel Reserve mug.Steel Reserve, classified as a "high gravity lager" .Also known as simply "two eleven" most commonly has a alcohol content of 8.1 percent. Comes in silver and black cans, bottles are presently being fazed out. A bastard version of less than 5 percent exists in the State of Utah, though only sold for the technicality of it all due to the mormons.
Depending on a persons alcoholic tolerance, the following applies to a typical experience with the 211.
1st Tall can. Major buzz starting to unfold after the last sip.
2nd Tall can, Walking becomes a challenge
3rd Tall can. Lost ability to walk, now focused on crawling.
4th Tall can, All of a persons ability to think to himself is lost and all subconscious and conscious thoughts are effectively excommunicated out the mouth. .
5th Tall can, Very rarely has every been attempted. If one utters a barely recognizable sentence it is considered the equivalent of obtaining a PHD at Berkley.
6th Tall can, The only way to experience the 6th is in the afterlife after your blood becomes 100% alcohol.
Depending on a persons alcoholic tolerance, the following applies to a typical experience with the 211.
1st Tall can. Major buzz starting to unfold after the last sip.
2nd Tall can, Walking becomes a challenge
3rd Tall can. Lost ability to walk, now focused on crawling.
4th Tall can, All of a persons ability to think to himself is lost and all subconscious and conscious thoughts are effectively excommunicated out the mouth. .
5th Tall can, Very rarely has every been attempted. If one utters a barely recognizable sentence it is considered the equivalent of obtaining a PHD at Berkley.
6th Tall can, The only way to experience the 6th is in the afterlife after your blood becomes 100% alcohol.
by Tall Can Man March 21, 2009
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Don't tell my boyfriend that I've got a reserve nigga
Don't tell my boyfriend that I've got a reserve nigga
by T-spiller May 26, 2016
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by Cousin Merll June 30, 2011
Get the Urban Reserve mug.Probably the cheapest way to get your ass drunk, Steel Reserve is a "High Gravity Lager" with an aprox. 9% alcohol content.
It really isn't safe to drink more than a forty, not because of alcohol poisoning, but the fact that your drunk ass is going to go pull something stupid.
Most people say it tastes horrible, but I personally like the taste. Probably the best forty you can buy for around two dollars.
It really isn't safe to drink more than a forty, not because of alcohol poisoning, but the fact that your drunk ass is going to go pull something stupid.
Most people say it tastes horrible, but I personally like the taste. Probably the best forty you can buy for around two dollars.
Dude, me and Austin both drank two Steel Reserves last night and got it into our drunk ass heads that it would be fun to do donuts in the Walmart parking lot.
by Jonathann January 3, 2008
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