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repent

saying a couple hail mary's or our father's to get out of excommunication.
Blarg, that stupid pope is making me repent cuz I had an abortion or two.
by D-Pope March 31, 2005
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anal repentive

the wave of religion-based guilt experienced by some homosexual males after sex
Trevor and I went back to my place and had a great time last night, but then he got all anal repentive on me and had to leave.
by punch_em_in_the_head March 21, 2009
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repent

A little bitch who always complains and moans about everything, even when they get their way, yet they do not know how much of a whiney bitch they are being.
Man, did you hear that repent, just wouldn't shut up.
by Fortissimus April 10, 2005
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repentant whore

A girl with a lot of miles on her that regrets it.
Samantha, ya, she's a repentant whore. She doesn't do gang bangs anymore.
by terminusbound April 30, 2016
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The Repentance Punch

To allow a woman to repeatedly punch the male sexual partner as many times as she pleases as an act of repentance from the male for all of the violence and obstacles men have created for women over the past centuries. (created by comedian Sarah O’sullivan)
Girl 1: “hey how did the fling with micheal go last night?”
Girl 2(Sarah): “Good! He let me preform The Repentance Punch him 50 times”
by PUSSYSLAYER5578 February 14, 2023
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Repent

There are people who love to try and force young people (20s and under) to apologize, or repent, and be forgiven. Apologies and repentance are overdone to the point that they've lost their point, at what point does the person demanding the apology want you to convert to their belief system?
Sometimes its better to let somebody know you did something on purpose than to think you need their forgiveness to move past it in life, or to repent. Sometimes its better to keep carrying baggage around on your own.
by Solid Mantis January 23, 2020
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Repentful

To be filled with so much sorrow and anguish from ones personal actions, that they are convicted to change. Full of repentance.
You have a nasty haughty attitude at times like Cindy Gaylor and not a repentful attitude like you should have. Especially after all the bull shit you have caused all the things I have warned you about and your ass still learned the hard way from regardless of my loving attempt to save your ass. J cole says don’t save her for this very reason.
by keeshan22 April 17, 2022
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