Retardablonde

The weird blond/colory mix thats left after semi-permanent wash off and you're too lazy to re-dye it.

My blue streaks washed out so now everyone keeps on asking me about the retardablonde.

by technicolor August 20, 2009

Retardando

The slowest retard.

Wow! Ross really is the retardando.

by failure______________ June 14, 2018

retardacity

A psuedo-scientific measure of the maximum capacity of a room for retardation/retarded behavior.

Using a soldering iron to fix a broken support beam in a futon almost breaches the retardacity limit in a given room.

"This room has reached its retardacity limit. If it gets any more retarded something will probably catch on fire."

by HugoBoom May 16, 2006

retardacon

A retarded Decepticon.

"You're such a retardacon!"

by Magusto May 20, 2008

retardando

the misspelling of the REAL word- ritardando. Retardando is not a slang or real word, just the way someone who has no knowlege of music would spell it.

Ritardando- To slow down the tempo. Used in Music scores to show a change in the tempo(speed) of the music.

You are a retard if you spell the word ritardando like retardando.

by DoubleXM July 11, 2007

Reatard

A retard with a purpose and skills.

Rain man could do it and he was a reatard.

Drew is not stupid but he is probably a little reatarded

Jose's lack of sleep is having a reatarding effect on him.

by ravenmsb and Cornbread June 23, 2009

Retardable

Capable of Retardation

People are retardable and become retarded if given excessive electro-shock therapy.

by Omar Sultan December 15, 2006