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donors remorse

The feeling you get after you have given money or merchandise that you have been scammed.
I gave several computers to a woman who claimed they would go to nursing homes. Now I see those computers listed on craigslist. What you're feeling is donors remorse it's common for people who don't check out who they are giving to. And yes it's likely she's a scammer, craigslist is loaded with them.
by knowman August 16, 2011
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Beater's remorse

Intense regret after masturbating; derived from buyer's remorse.
"I had some terrible beater's remorse after jerking it to the Golden Girls."
by O.M.Bonoose December 9, 2008
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bee removal

the process of removing bees from a location
bee guy: *bee removal*

customer: thank you I do not like bees
by Minininin November 19, 2018
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Trolls Remorse

Feelings of regret or remorse after having done something terrible to someone on the internets whilst trolling.
/b/tard1:"Dude, that guy really killed himself, I'm starting to feel a little trolls remorse"
/b/tard2:"Nah man its cool, you made him an hero"
by Wrangwar August 26, 2008
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cummer's remorse

1) A sense of regret after an orgasm that results from the physiological crash combined with a wave of guilt for taboo desires that were eagerly acted out during the pre-orgasmic high.

2) A wish that the orgasm had been postponed.
Jeff was eager to obey every humiliating direction, but after he jizzed he got cummer's remorse and immediately turned off his webcam.

Carl made a lot of promises to get the blowjob, but once he came he had cummer's remorse and recanted them.

2) Steve was overwhelmed with excitement and shot his wad, but experienced cummer's remorse when he saw the unquenched desire that remained in his lover's eyes.
by waterzworld February 1, 2010
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Cummer's Remorse

This is something every man has experienced. It is the moment after you cum and immediately realize what you just did was a bad idea.
"Dude, at first I thought finishing myself off in front of her was a great idea. After i blew, I immediately experienced mild "Cummer's Remorse "
by Esjay Entertainment March 16, 2009
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Premature Remotation

This action occurs while watching the DVR. As one fast-forwards through the commercials of their taped program, they accidently press play too soon--before the program has returned.
Declan fast-forwarded through the commercials of his favorite TV show, Breaking Bad, since he recorded it on his DVR.

While speeding by the ads at an alarming rate, he thought he saw Breaking Bad return and pushed play. Declan was wrong. He proceeded to do this two more times during the same commercial break. Declan needs to pace himself or he'll continue to experience premature remotation.
by WordSmithette January 14, 2013
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