reincarnationOFfoxes

An incredibly spontaneous person who randomly visits CaffeineLounge, posts about twenty lines of OMGWTFTEXT (different from regular text), and leaves, only to come back five minutes later and do the same. This doesn't end until she collapses, as a result of sugar intake. Rumor has it she also takes pictures and draws stuff, too.

What? You think I'm going through logs to find one of many instances of this phenomenon? Just go to CaffeineLounge and wait about five minutes, dammit!

by CaffeineLounge April 30, 2005

reincarnation

Reincarnation is the process wherein the spirit of a being living in the 3rd Dimension will upon the death of said being return to the Spirit of Origin sometimes called First Life and bring with it any wisdom or knowledge of relationships between living beings that it has learned during its material life. This same spirit then gets dissolved into the Spirit of Origin where it will never again exist as the ego or other ruling consciousness of a being living in the 3rd Dimension. However, the dissolved spirit will be spread throughout the universe which is the body of the Spirit of Origin in that part of life that that can be comprehended by intelligent species wherever in the universe they might arise. This process is also known as Spiritual Evolution.

It is wrong to think that any spirit is reincarnated to the 3rd Dimension intact as it once was, unless there are powerful forces being exerted on it to remain as the same being, such as the forces used by the Dalai Lama of the occupied nation of Tibet to be reborn over and over until he has done everything that he can do to help guide his people, at which time he or perhaps someday she will train a he can to prepare his successor who will take over the role of the new Dalai Lama while the old one is submerged into the Spirit of Origin, and that Spirit will evolve spiritually by learning the wisdom brought to him by the tired spirit of the abdicating Dalai Lama. Of course, through reincarnation, every spirit returning to First Life brings something that it has learned about life, and interacting with other beings, but generally that wisdom is not so great and not so well understood that it may be chosen to return to the 3rd Dimension to teach others what it has learned.

This is what I have learned in this present incarnation, but it still does not allow me to see beyond the time that the Spirit of Origin gains enough wisdom to move on to its own Spirit of Origin, for surely it must have one in the Fourth Dimension, whatever that may be.

by rawgod February 28, 2017

Molecular Reincarnation

n. karma-less form of reincarnation that is based on conservation of mass and energy where atoms/molecules/energy is recycled back into the environment randomly.

The "circle of life" song in the Lion King is so about molecular reincarnation.

by redpandawordlover October 4, 2009

reincornation

re·in·cor·na·tion (n) \ˌrē-(ˌ)in-(ˌ)kor-ˈnā-shən\ 1: What happens to corn, or maize, that is not chewed properly, during the digestion process. The portion not fully digested, mostly kernels that enter the stomach intact, continue through the alimentary canal and are discharged through the anus in the form of poopcorn, also known as corn on the log and corn logs.

See also: velvis

When Cathy returned from the country corn carnival, she had no idea reincornation would come back to haunt her the next day.

by Marinade Dave (Dave Knechel) February 24, 2009

reintardation

It means coming back to life as a RETARD, not as a hillbilly.

The person who posted the previous definition was thinking of reintarnation.

Damn, it was quite sad that Mark's ubergenious rocket-scientist son had just died in an explosion while working on the latest space shuttle 9 months ago. However, my neighbors next door just had a kid that looks like Mark's son when he was baby, though I heard the kid was diagnosed with Fragile X syndrome! It looks like Mark's son has reintardated(reintardation)! Whoop-dee-doo.

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Mark H. Proud Urban Dictionary Slang Author since February 2004.

by Mark H May 17, 2006

reintardnation

An idiotic idea brought back to life again.

Agloco.com - the latest pay-to-surf website is a reintardnation of that blast from the 2000 bust, AllAdvantage.com

by whatihearyousayingis.com December 10, 2007

Reintardation

Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

Did you here Spud was shot while hunting? Mary Jane And Billy Bob just had a baby, I think it is Spud Reintardated!

by TheCowboyofKhaos February 14, 2004