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I-Ready

A way to lose brain cells, torture students, and give them a reason for suicide

All for the sake of "EDUCATION"!
Teacher A: So how should we torture our students today?
Teacher B: I know; just give them I-Ready(s)!

Because of this monstrosity, somewhere there is a student committing toaster bath.\
by choconekos July 10, 2019
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I'm not ready for a relationship

Translation: You are annoying and our interactions need to end immediately.

Uttered when a person realizes a dating partner is not worth it/crazy. A form of "it's not you, it's me." A lie to quickly end things without hurting the other person's feelings. Often has the opposite effect as the other party may engage in manipulative techniques to avoid a break up. Smooth as butter when it works.
Scenario 1
Person A: Hey I know we've been seeing each other for a while but after a lot of thinking, I'm not ready for a relationship.

Person 2: Oh I see. Well I guess I'll see you around. Thanks for letting me know.

Scenario 2
Person A: Hey I know we've been seeing each other for a while but after a lot of thinking, I'm not ready for a relationship.

Person B: What do you mean? *Insert 3 hours of bs*

Person A: I'm sorry I can't talk about this anymore. *Blocks person B*
by zeropersonality January 31, 2020
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I-Ready

A fucking disgrace of a website meant to help you but all it does is make you want to flipping kermit sewer slide way more than you already do.

Teacher: Why arent you on I-Ready yet?

Me: Do you want to see a pre-mature death?
I-Ready, that one website that makes all students want to kill themselves.
by IWantToKermitSewerSlide June 1, 2018
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WHY IS YOU READING THIS?

stop and leave, cause WHY IS YOU READING THIS?
by Why you be reading this? November 12, 2019
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Ready to Rage

Ready to party hard, dance like a maniac, and sacrifice some sleep for the worthy cause of having a good time; ready to have fun and facilitate others having fun.
You ready to rage?
by megme June 30, 2011
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Spencer Reid

Hot...Dreamy...Loving....Smart...and he was also left on the door steps of the FBI.
by Dr.SpencerReid323 November 13, 2020
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Spencer Reid

Spencer Reid is a fictional character from the tv show criminal minds. He can read about 200,000 words at the same time with an Edithc memory. He is also cute
A: spencer Reid is cute

B: who?
A: spencer Reid guy from criminal minds
B: what??
A: *mumbles* never mind I was just gonna say he's awesome
by iamapperently88%awesome😱 March 12, 2020
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