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Redbead

The name REDBEAD is a metaphor for the problems that we experience every day in our life.

The world is a never ending supply of problems. Solve one problem and more problems appear. It is the way of the world.

When we perform work in the factory and a machine produces a defective part, the defective item may be referred to as a "REDBEAD". The same may apply to an office situation where the clerk writes down an incorrect telephone number on a message slip for the boss.

There is a management learning tool called the REDBEAD Experiment where a worker attempts to draw out of a box filled with white and red beads only white beads. It is not possible to pull out only white colored beads.

The red colored beads themselves represent defects inherent in an organization's business processes. They represent a faulty machine or tool, a bad engineering design, a defective part, a procedural flaw, an unreasonable change request, ... all the things that can and do go wrong with a process.

Supervisors and management control the number of REDBEADs in the processes that are given to the workers.
The REDBEAD experiment is deceptively simple because it provides a powerful message that is difficult for many to grasp. In summary, the misconception that workers can be meaningfully ranked is based on two faulty assumptions. The first assumption is that each worker can control his or her performance. Dr. W Edwards Deming estimated that 94 percent of the variation in any system is attributable to the system, not to the people working in the system. The second assumption is that any system variation will be equally distributed across workers. Dr. Deming has taught that there is no basis for this assumption in real life experiences. The source of the confusion comes from statistical (probability) theory where random numbers are used to obtain samples from a known population. When random numbers are used in an experiment, there is only one source of variation, so the randomness tends to be equally distributed.
by WillingWorker August 28, 2010
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red_beard_neo

I am me. Anything else is just a label.
Don't you just hate self-help books?
by red_beard_neo May 25, 2004
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Captain Red Beard's Pearls

You're nockin' one into a bird while she's on her rags, as you're approaching the vinegar strokes you pull out wiping your blood covered pecker against one of your hands. You then use this same hand to grab the chin of the slut while using your free hand to finish yourself off over her face. Then step back to admire the appearance of a 'Red Beard' and a face covered in 'Pearls'.

Classy!!!
Jan came over last night, she was on her rags but it's OK I gave her Captain Red Beard's Pearls!
by Big Poppa Xxxxxxxy March 31, 2009
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captain ricky red beard

aka: Professor Captain Ricky Red Beard
He travels the eight seas looking for bacon strips he commands a crew of bears and his red beard is complemmented by his brown hair. He uses ninja stars and grenades to defeat his rival Alex Garcia who is the Scourage of the Eighth Sea. His adventure will never end as long as there are bacon strips and Garcia still lives.
"oh shit its captain ricky red beard...
...he's a professor"

-Alex Garcia
by macer69 June 22, 2011
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Captain Red Beard

When a female is sitting on a bearded man's face and then all of sudden, her period starts and she says "aye aye Captain" as she bleeds into his beard.
Dude, I had her straddling over my head as I was eating her ass last night, then when she said "aye aye Captain" she bled all over me and I looked like Captain Red Beard afterwards.
by Djish91 November 27, 2016
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Red Beard

The "Red Beard" is created when a person goes down on a woman while she is on her period and that person makes her cum. Thus creating a period stain on their face that looks like a "Red Beard."
No I wont go down on you tonight. I can't go to work with a Red Beard again!
by VictoriaViolence June 18, 2011
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RedBoard

When a group is carrying on a conversation and the content may be inappropriate for approaching persons. When someone in the group sees someone approach who could be offended they will announce "red board." At that time the group will either change the conversation or refrain from using foul or what some would deem offensive language or content. Basically following "red board" rules can save someone the headache of a visit to human resources or worse, termination of employment and worse, an expensive lawsuit.
RedBoard.

A group of workers is using some language which is pretty much peppered with what some would deem as foul language.
A co worker who could be offended by such approaches the group. As they see the co worker approaching someone denotes "Red board !" The group checks itself to ascertain they remain on good behavior as the co worker is in the area.
by TheGreenWizard June 4, 2016
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