A positive message, no matter how much hate you get you will always rise up, just as a balloon does. Always keep looking forward no matter what, things will get better.
by Hasian! September 5, 2018
Get the Red Balloons 🎈 mug.Unlike blue balls, red balls occur strictly BECAUSE one is engaging in sexual intercourse. Most often the result of going balls deep in a menstruating woman. If this occurs during a non-menstrual cycle, stop having sex with little girls and/or seek medical help immediately.
Yo, son! Last night I was banging this chick, but she didn't tell me it was shark week. I woke up and I had red balls. Damn, I should have been on the discovery channel.
by Dr, Balls, Esq. July 30, 2009
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An adjective acting as a noun that describes a person in possession of pretty much every kind of STD. These include but are not limited to: bacterial vaginosis, chancroid, donovanosis, gonorrhea, lymphogranuloma venereum, non-gonococchal urethritis, staph infection, syphilis, tinea cruris, yeast infection, adenovirus, viral hepatitis A B C D and E, Herpes simplex, HIV/AIDS, HTLV 1 and 2, genital warts, cervical cancer, anal cancer, molluscum contagiosum, mononucleosis, Kaposi's sarcoma, Crabs, Scabies, and trichomoniasis.
Alex: Hot damn bro...See that jailbait? I'd love to tap that.
Micah: Don't be such a dumbass, she definitely has 99 red balloons.
Alex: True. I wouldn't want my crabs to get herpes.
Micah: Don't be such a dumbass, she definitely has 99 red balloons.
Alex: True. I wouldn't want my crabs to get herpes.
by LilSwagga November 9, 2009
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In effect the opposite to blue balls
In effect the opposite to blue balls
by kittridge January 23, 2009
Get the red balls mug.by Tizzle May 13, 2005
Get the 99 red balloons mug.The fine, time-honored tradition of fornicating with a woman who is menstrating, resulting in having a blood-red sack, then wiping the man's bloody ballbag all over said woman's face. (Also known as a Bloody Teabag).
"That dumb bitch didn't tell me she was bleeding this week, so I gave her the ol' Boston Red Balls."
by jimmyg5243 February 23, 2009
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Guy 1: So how did things go with Jessica? Is she pregnant?
Guy 2: Nah man, it's all good. We're throwing a red balloon party this month.
Guy 2: Nah man, it's all good. We're throwing a red balloon party this month.
by surprisecomedy May 7, 2013
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