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Red Dragon

is when your shite is so massive, that it tears your anal lining, causing one or more blood red pinstripes to develop down along the side(s) of that massive shite.
I got bunged up so bad from that all cheese pizza, that when I finally took a really painful shit, it tore my ass hole out and created a Red Dragon!
by Red Dragon #20 June 25, 2010
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When an Asian person drinks alcohol and turns red (another word for Asian glow)
Damn look at that guy..hes got mad Red Dragon happenin
by charzard102 May 19, 2010
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The initiation to a gay skateboard club where one guy gives another a hand job - no lube... rubs it raw and hard until the guy orgasms - the guy giving the hand job then takes his bloody, cum covered hand and slaps the other guy in the face leaving a big "red dragon" on the guys face!
To prove he wanted to be part of of the club Jason let Ellis give him a "Red Dragon"
by Hopa Nopdop April 15, 2010
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After you perform oral sex on a woman during her menstrual cycle, you spit your fiery hot bloody vaginal discharge on her face while you roar at her till she runs from you like donkey from Shrek.
Griffy told me at recess today he red dragoned Karen, and he can’t wait until next month to do it again.
by Masopeso March 26, 2021
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A red dragon blumpkin is When you are getting your dick sucked and are about to bust a nut you shove your duck down her throat so it comes out her nose and punch her in the nose to make it bleed at the same time
by Joel ( Cincinnati) bell September 19, 2021
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Chasing a Red Dragon

Something you try to get to and you're so close to it but you just can't reach it.
"Are you trying to quit heroin?"
"Nah it's like Chasing a Red Dragon"
by Kyeta June 27, 2022
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When you are eating out you girlfriend as she's having her period. Eventually you have blood all over your mouth then you make out.
It was that time of the month again so I gave my girlfriend the red dragon.
by Jagerbombmeister March 2, 2009
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