1) Author of the most profound theory on spacetime since Einstein...single-handedly discovered the correlation between Friday and getting down; published said theory in a complex song that has since been widely accepted by the scientific community as correctly placing Friday between Thursday and Sunday.
2) A modern day Shakespeare. "Which seat should I take?" a metaphor that juggles the internal paradox of sitting up front in life or sitting in the back seat.
3) The 13 year old love-child of Antoine Dodson and Britney Spears
2) A modern day Shakespeare. "Which seat should I take?" a metaphor that juggles the internal paradox of sitting up front in life or sitting in the back seat.
3) The 13 year old love-child of Antoine Dodson and Britney Spears
Person 1: "Hey did you hear that new Rebecca Black song?"
Person 2: "Yeah, thank God she cleared up the days of the week because waking up and crushing Four Locos on Tuesday was just NOT working out for me"
Person 2: "Yeah, thank God she cleared up the days of the week because waking up and crushing Four Locos on Tuesday was just NOT working out for me"
by Fitness Celebrty Jon Basedow March 22, 2011
Dubbed by the world and the internet as the worst singer ever noticed by mankind. She even rivals Justin Biebers singing talents, and the song is worse than Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up".
If you don't believe the universe, Google it and be amazed by pure talent (sarcasm).
If you don't believe the universe, Google it and be amazed by pure talent (sarcasm).
Tim: "Hey Joe, check out this song I found on Youtube! It's got 36 Million Views!!"
*later*
Joe: "I fucking hate you. Rebecca Black blows more cock than Justin Bieber!"
*later*
Joe: "I fucking hate you. Rebecca Black blows more cock than Justin Bieber!"
by Chodealini March 23, 2011
to be utterly tortured by the music video of Friday by Rebecca Black thinking you've just clicked the link to an intrguing video
Jake: Hey Nate!! Check it out-I found some crazy-ass
YouTube porn.
Nate: (runs to Jake's bedroom) You better not be lying
man. I've been dying to get me some of this shit.
Jake: Me too, man. Alright. Let's do this. (clicks on the
video)
Nate: (sees a hot girl undressing) Damn this is soo...Oh
WTF??!! (now sees the beginning of Friday)
Jake: No!!! No!!! Not that stupid bitch! (Rebecca Black
starts singing) OMG! Quick Nate close the box!
Nate: (jamming his fingers on the mouse on the X) I am-
it's not working!!
Jake: Then turn down the volume. (starts puking once
the song breaks into chorus)
Nate: Dammit! It won't work either!!
Jake: Aww crap!!
(He and Nate start screaming while trying not to throw up. Once the song was over, Jake's mom found them dead on the floor. She then looked up at the computer screen and saw the Friday music video right in front of her.)
Jake's mom: OH NO!! They've been Rebecca Blacked!!!!
YouTube porn.
Nate: (runs to Jake's bedroom) You better not be lying
man. I've been dying to get me some of this shit.
Jake: Me too, man. Alright. Let's do this. (clicks on the
video)
Nate: (sees a hot girl undressing) Damn this is soo...Oh
WTF??!! (now sees the beginning of Friday)
Jake: No!!! No!!! Not that stupid bitch! (Rebecca Black
starts singing) OMG! Quick Nate close the box!
Nate: (jamming his fingers on the mouse on the X) I am-
it's not working!!
Jake: Then turn down the volume. (starts puking once
the song breaks into chorus)
Nate: Dammit! It won't work either!!
Jake: Aww crap!!
(He and Nate start screaming while trying not to throw up. Once the song was over, Jake's mom found them dead on the floor. She then looked up at the computer screen and saw the Friday music video right in front of her.)
Jake's mom: OH NO!! They've been Rebecca Blacked!!!!
by thecomputerninja April 16, 2011
To be a dumb bitch that can't sing for shit, only to auto tune the shit out of your voice, put in on youtube, get views only because people are mocking your stupid song, and think you're cool. We're laughing at you Rebecca, not with you. We We We so laughing at you.
by IhateRebeccaBlack March 17, 2011
Albert: Dude, I'm so glad that tomorrow's Saturday.
Marshall: I know, and the day after that is Sunday!
Albert: .....
Marshall: And yesterday is Thursday!
Albert: .....
Marshall: And today is Friday!
Albert: What the fuck is wrong with you?
Marshall: I just learned it from that Rebecca Black song about fried eggs!
Albert: .....
Marshall: Damn, I want some cereal.
Marshall: I know, and the day after that is Sunday!
Albert: .....
Marshall: And yesterday is Thursday!
Albert: .....
Marshall: And today is Friday!
Albert: What the fuck is wrong with you?
Marshall: I just learned it from that Rebecca Black song about fried eggs!
Albert: .....
Marshall: Damn, I want some cereal.
by Slartibartfast11 March 24, 2011
Someone who rises to virtual overnight fame for something that is no where near worthy of the attention, yet is widespread internationally for certain reasons. These reasons include the amount of mediocrness, the hilariousness of such event/media item, or just unintended reasons of entertainment.
Glenn: Hey dude, have you ever seen George Lopez's talkshow?
Jared: No, why? Is it funny?
Glenn: Oh, no. It is terrible. His jokes are so bad, that occasionally, I'll laugh because of the mediocrness.
Jared: Hahaha. That dude must be a Rebecca Black.
Jared: No, why? Is it funny?
Glenn: Oh, no. It is terrible. His jokes are so bad, that occasionally, I'll laugh because of the mediocrness.
Jared: Hahaha. That dude must be a Rebecca Black.
by DHolman_est1993 March 16, 2011
One of the mainstream singers. Made the strange and senseless song called Friday. It's shit and it doesn't make any sense. For example, in the music video she says "which seat should I take" when there is only one seat.
The song is quite annoying....
The song is quite annoying....
The song "Friday" has a very deep lyrics. It brings up great questions about our society today, such as, "Which seat do I take." In her music video, Black is shown contemplating what seat to take when only one spot is available. This symbolizes how in today's society, nothing can be taken lightly.
Therefore, it can only be assumed that if Rebecca Black decided to ride the bus that she would have a mental breakdown because of all the available seats.
Therefore, it can only be assumed that if Rebecca Black decided to ride the bus that she would have a mental breakdown because of all the available seats.
by seventeenpandasonthestairs March 21, 2011