Annoying teenage singer who sings the song "Friday". Autotune can't save her nasally monotone voice, her facial expressions are annoying, and her lyrics were written by 5 year olds that are learning their days of the week.
*sing holding your nose*
"IT'S FRIDAY IT'S FRIDAY IT'S FRIDAY yesterday was Thursday, today is Friday and tomorrow is Saturday and the day after is Sunday, Friday, Friday...."
She begins by complaining about her week, then wakes up Friday to get ready for school. She begins to eat cereal with her family (I'm sure it was a green screened fake family because her real one probably disowned her), then she gets picked up by her friends in a nice convertable. Her friends don't look old enough to drive, but no that doesn't stop them. Afterall, it's Friday. Then she sings several verses contemplating which seat to sit in. There are 5 seats, and there are already 4 of her friends in the car. Who does she think she is anyway?? Is she really thinking about shuffling all her friends around so she can have the front seat? You stupid, arrogant girl. Then, randomly a 50 year old black man pulls up and starts rapping in a convertable of his own. I hope they aren't going to the same party.
She sounds like pure, unfiltered, verbal diarrea.
*sing holding your nose*
"IT'S FRIDAY IT'S FRIDAY IT'S FRIDAY yesterday was Thursday, today is Friday and tomorrow is Saturday and the day after is Sunday, Friday, Friday...."
She begins by complaining about her week, then wakes up Friday to get ready for school. She begins to eat cereal with her family (I'm sure it was a green screened fake family because her real one probably disowned her), then she gets picked up by her friends in a nice convertable. Her friends don't look old enough to drive, but no that doesn't stop them. Afterall, it's Friday. Then she sings several verses contemplating which seat to sit in. There are 5 seats, and there are already 4 of her friends in the car. Who does she think she is anyway?? Is she really thinking about shuffling all her friends around so she can have the front seat? You stupid, arrogant girl. Then, randomly a 50 year old black man pulls up and starts rapping in a convertable of his own. I hope they aren't going to the same party.
She sounds like pure, unfiltered, verbal diarrea.
Rebecca Black: Hey do you like my new song "Friday"?
Person 2: Look, nowhere in that incoherant rambling was anything that we consider close to a rational thought. Everybody around you is dumber because of listening to you. You have been awarded no points. May God have mercy on your soul.
Rebecca Black: Cheer up! It's Friday Friday Friday Friday...
Person 2: Look, nowhere in that incoherant rambling was anything that we consider close to a rational thought. Everybody around you is dumber because of listening to you. You have been awarded no points. May God have mercy on your soul.
Rebecca Black: Cheer up! It's Friday Friday Friday Friday...
by the killer cheeto March 21, 2011
Some random female singer that has a terrible voice that released a song called "Friday" that has become a hit on Youtube for being called by some as the worst song of all time. This is due to her terrible singing voice and lame lyrics.
Person 1: Did you hear Rebecca Black's song "Friday"
Person 2: No, is it good?
Person 1: Hell no! It sucks balls big time!
Person 2: No, is it good?
Person 1: Hell no! It sucks balls big time!
by viva riolu March 14, 2011
Possibly the worst debut singer ever, her video amassed 2,500,000 views in only a month, not because its good, but because America likes laughing at her. She also informs us on the days of the week.
by 123singing March 15, 2011
by HappyLotto March 23, 2011
A terrible pop singer. Period. Her nasally voice, unremarkable style, and completely uncreative lyrics will make your ears bleed. Her "song", friday, is so ridiculously bad it got 25,000,000 views on youtube in 2 weeks.
If you listen to it you will curse God for giving you ears. You will want to hang yourself and shoot the person who gave her a record deal, for creating the horrible abomination that is now clogging the airways.
The best theory of why anyone would ever let this song happen is to create some kind of real life satire. They are trying to show how this generation will like to any music if the people who make it tell them to.
If you listen to it you will curse God for giving you ears. You will want to hang yourself and shoot the person who gave her a record deal, for creating the horrible abomination that is now clogging the airways.
The best theory of why anyone would ever let this song happen is to create some kind of real life satire. They are trying to show how this generation will like to any music if the people who make it tell them to.
Rebecca Black:
"Yesterday was Thursday
Tomorrow is Saturday
And Sunday comes afterwards."
"fun, fun, fun, fun" to infinity and beyond.
"Yesterday was Thursday
Tomorrow is Saturday
And Sunday comes afterwards."
"fun, fun, fun, fun" to infinity and beyond.
by dr.salamander March 20, 2011
A poor excuse for a singer; considered the newest female Justin Bieber counterpart, Rebecca sings a song about the days of the week and her love of "Fry-dey" where she has a lot of "fun fun fun fun". She has no concept of musical creativity, meaningful lyrics, or concealer since she has a huge zit on her right cheek throughout the middle of her music video.
Those who love Justin Bieber will love Rebecca Black. Those who don't (aka 99.98% of the world's population) will want to kick her ass EVERY day of the week.
Those who love Justin Bieber will love Rebecca Black. Those who don't (aka 99.98% of the world's population) will want to kick her ass EVERY day of the week.
"Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday/Today i-is Friday, Friday (Partyin’)/We-we-we so excited/We so excited/We gonna have a ball today/Tomorrow is Saturday/And Sunday comes after...wards/I don’t want this weekend to end." -Rebecca Black
by samiam15141 March 15, 2011
Recently popular internet singer. Became an overnight celebrity after her video "friday" featured on a comedy website. Characterized by heavy autotune, inane lyrics, and a general lack of singing proficiency. Debate is raing as to whether she is a legitimate, albeit untalented, singer, or the face of an elaborate spoof. Can also be used when somebody has said something blindingly obvious (something similar to her lyrics).
ex. A:
"So, um, is this Rebecca Black legit?"
ex. B:
person 1 : "so, today is friday, which makes tomorrow saturday! and sunday the day after that!"
person 2 : "bit of a rebecca black moment, don't you think?"
"So, um, is this Rebecca Black legit?"
ex. B:
person 1 : "so, today is friday, which makes tomorrow saturday! and sunday the day after that!"
person 2 : "bit of a rebecca black moment, don't you think?"
by mypseudonymwillappearonline! March 15, 2011