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jabbin' the rattle

Any action but masturbation. To be used in the context of masturbation.
So, I was there jabbin' the rattle and my Mom walked in...
by AASW September 14, 2011
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Rattle Munch

When a Men cannot get his penis erect due to the intake of too much alcohol when trying to have sexual intercourse with a lady friend. In this case the man performs oral on the woman while rapidly jerking off. The sole purpose of the “Rattle Munch” is to get the penis erect in a total black out. This move is 100% done only for the purpose of getting erect, not for pleasure to the lady. The male rapidly wiggles his tongue, making a brutal face, while burning a layer of skin off the penis. If done correctly, the female with have no idea the move is being perfected. The move was originated in Billerica, MA.
Chris gets home from the bar after drinking heavily. He went home with a girl with intensions of having intercourse. They are hot and heavy, but Chris penis is not working because he is 100% blacked out. Therefore Chris must “Rattle Munch” to get his penis erect. Once erect, intercourse can start.
by El Creepo 17 October 14, 2011
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Vic Rattlehead

The official mascot of megadeth, much like Eddie of

Iron Maiden, Vic is notably known for his appearance on

megadeth albums, specifically Rust In Peace.

Vic has also appeared in numerous megadeth music videos, especially hangar 18.

He is a kickass motherfucker and wears the coolest

all-metal bolt on shade sunglasses of all fucking time.

Dave mustaine, the lead guitarist/leader/singer of

megadeth said he comprised the idea for vic rattlehead

because his mother always told him to stop headbanging

to music because his head would rattle, thus Vic

Rattlehead was engraved into the illustrious mind of Dave

Mustaine.
Vic Rattlehead is one sick motherfucker. Even though he is not as popularized on the new megadeth albums, he still kicks ass.
by I like megadeth December 30, 2009
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corn-backed-rattler

It is a fierce creature that can be found in what most would believe to be a place of safety. It can be found lurking in you toilet bowl. Yes it is a TURD!
Who didn't flush the Corn-Backed-Rattler?
by The Shocker November 28, 2002
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Rattle Thug

A person who listens to loud bass music and drives a piece of shit car. Every time the bass beat ends it cause the license plate to rattle.
Look at that guy in that hella shitty car blasting the bass. What a Rattle Thug.
by Pammiepie November 18, 2018
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Rattlesnake wrestling

This term describes people who persist in a toxic relationship with toxic people even though they know better.
Lisa is back with her ex again, she just won't stop rattlesnake wrestling!
by I, Wreckerrr June 8, 2021
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shook, rattled and woke

the act of being shocked, upset and aware.
Our lecturer gave us another assignment , i am shook, rattled and woke.
by Matthew Gibbons April 24, 2017
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