random 

A word used entirely and explicitly by utter, utter cunts.

Cunt #1: LOL BADGER
Cunt #2: OMG! RANDOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

random by SIman May 14, 2005

random 

an incredily overused word humongous douche bags use. Usually used by people who think they are smart.

Lexi: omg! That was so random what you did right now!
phil: i will shoot you.

random by lil snoopy January 21, 2010

Random 

A type of joke requiring no intelligence that ironically has been overused making it predictable.

Bob: Hey frank!
Frank: Yeah?
Bob: Silver Turds! haha how random ay!
Frank: ...not funny

Random by MacAus91 March 6, 2008

Random 

Something that is said hoping that someone will laugh in return, but in the end, everyone thinks that you're a fat obnoxious bitch.

Fat ugly scene bitch: "OMG! My ninja cupcake monkey just ate my jew cheese rainbow unicorn!"

Friend: "OMG! My evil satanic monkey ninja cupcake robot cheese evil ninja monkey eater just rofld my cupcake cheese muffin evil satanic pokemon!"

Fat ugly scene bitch: "OMG! SOOOO RANDOM!"

Someone else: "SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

Random by arabian sand goggles December 12, 2010

random 

The most frequently used word by DCDB's other than the expressions "Omigawdd!" and "Shut-up!" Often pronouned in a very drawn-out manner, such as "RAAAAN-dom!" for the purposes of making the speaker look "wacky."

"Julie that was soooooooo random! I can't believe you know stuff about books."

random by hcracker April 30, 2003

random 

The most unoriginal thing ever.

Waffles, penguins, cookies, pancakes, ect. <--Not random

Shouting these things does not make you random (aka cool). It makes you look stupid. I mean, wtf? How the hell is screaming "PENGUINS EAT WAFFLES ON MY PORCH!!!1~" random when that's exactly what the post above you said.

I am so utterly pissed off at the over-use of the word random. It puts true acts of randomness to SHAME. SHAME SHAME SHAME.

random by Violetownz January 18, 2008

Random 

A word meaning irrelevant or out of nowhere.

Individuals often use this word to mask nonsensical "humor".

Random is not the same as "unexpected"

Random humor is only random because it is in a context, thus making it stand out.

Random by Orcryst October 21, 2007