shin rake

Raking a buddys hairy shins with the bottom of your foot just to piss 'em off. Sneakers or flip-flops provide/enhances copious hair grab-age. (thnx to Adam S)

Bro Dude: Why the hell is Mark crying!?

Bro Ham: I gave him a nice shin rake!

by MichaelWM December 23, 2007

shag rake

a little rake that is used to take all the shit that has accumulated in shag carpeting out. also useful as a backscratcher. christina loves them so.

anyone seen the shag rake? i think we lost little timmy...

by moogfelch May 25, 2004

I'll screw you sideways with a rake

A threat to be taken very seriously.
Results of ignoring this threat are the thing that is posted in gore threads on 4chan

What will you do about it

I'll screw you sideways with a rake

You wouldn't dare

oh yeah (gets out rake)

what the! argh, what are you doing to me?!, AAAARRRRGGGGHHH

by Alex07169 August 16, 2010

Shit Rake

1. A derogetory word I use when I try to piss off my retarded sibling.

2. A rake designed specifically for raking up fecal matter.

3. Where you shit on your hand and scratch someone's back with the shit lodged in your fingernails.

1. "You stupid shit rake!"

2. "Wow Billy, that's a mighty fine shit rake ya got there!"

3. 'I shit on my hand and scratched someone's back with my shit lodged fingernails, glad to rake your aquaintance I exclaimed."

by Davidov_G August 30, 2006

street rake

1) a nickname for professional skateboarder pat rakestraw

2) a prostitute

3) a nosegrab tailskidder

did you see street rakes back tail? shit was gnar

by squirrelownsyou May 31, 2007

sack rake

The act of raking the underside of your partners sack for pleasure. Turn your palm upward and set your fingers in order to create a ‘bear claw’ pose. Plant the ‘claw’ at the base of the nut sack and scratch forward. Plant, Rake, Repeat. The act is concluded upon your partners climax or aborted at the first hint of blood. Great for a tired, sweaty, itchy sack.

Steve came home from work after a tough day. Bill suggested a sack rake. Steve accepted and Bill DELIVERED!

by Scooby Dooby Steve July 2, 2018

shit-raker

Someone who seems to have no other purpose but to aggravate those around them. Shit-rakers are one level up from asshats. Because these people have so much experience in being shitheads, raking shit would be a career that caters to their special skills. Dickheads, haters, or anyone who is excessively annoying can also be labeled a shit-raker.

contra5 gives redheadchick22 a compliment on a drawing they did of two men kissing each other, but disagrees with the meaning behind it.

rambos-lover bashes contra5 and calls him an overweight, bible-thumping, dogmatic yokel, because he agrees with the meaning. contra5 did nothing to invoke these aggressions, so rambos-lover would be considered a shit-raker.

by liquidscorpion October 24, 2009