The best rabbi you will ever find. He will knock you over with laughter, then slap you with a very deep statement that explains your whole life and makes you a better person.
Rabbi Barry Silver just gave the best sermon I have ever heard! I woke up very refreshed.
A man and woman engage in anal sex, and prior to ejaculating, the man removes his penis and paints sideburns on the woman with her own feces and then exclaims, "MAZEL TOV!"