Rolo

A man with a obscenely enormous chin. who has 13 children no job. dead beat father. who loves too ware womens cloths and dance around. mainly because he was in jail for a long period of time... im thinking he was someones BITCH. seldomly takes a bath, has a wife has train track teeth the color of piss. he cheats on her all the time. but hey what can we say hes a Rolo.

jennifer: so did u get checked out today?

saly: yea omg i have HERPS!!!

jennifer: oh my god!! i told u not too mess with Rolo!

saly: and im pregnant!!!!

by realtalkpeeps October 12, 2011

Rolo

(Noun) To be such an attention whore one will sink to any level of depravity to get it.

That guy just ate a turd, he's such a Rolo.

by ShadowmasterB April 23, 2016

Rolo

to take a shit or do something devious.

"Im going to take a rolo" "Im going to pull a rolo"

by Roloburger December 1, 2021

Rolo

verb: to rolo

when you have ‘crap’ aim

“Georgie got rolo-ed last nightl”
“poor thing, should have given him better directions”

by sasha95 December 4, 2021

Rolo

My dog really stupid really dumb and shy but nice

Rolo your so stupid

by Ohio ratatouille July 29, 2023

Rolo

A Dork or a Douche Bag

Pauly Shore is a fucking rolo

by Dan&LeesExcellentAdventures August 3, 2024

Rolo

A type of prison shank made out of random metal, glass or wooden objects.

Synonymous with: Shiv or (prison) Shank

Differs to a regular "Shank" in that a Rolo can only be used for stabbing as they have no sharp edge or blade, just a sharp point.

*Not to be confused with the delicious chocolate treat shaped like a chode-cylinder.

Inmate 1: Yo famsie, why does dodgy Mike keep ripping the elastic off his boxers?

Inmate 2: Dat guy is preparing for war, he's got a Rolo factory in his cell!

by Littlebitofzest May 12, 2025