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Remedial Boner

The stage of the male penis where it isn't fully throbbing in sex crave but isn't completely flaccid and limp. Its a tad chubby and airborne.
Bro 1: Yo justin, I went to go get my physical for football and the nurse was so bonable that I got an Remedial Boner.

Bro 2: Did you fuck her?
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remedial blowjob

a remedial blowjob is a blowjob given by someone who hasn't done it before and isnt really that good either. in fact it pretty much sucks. all puns intended. however depending on the stuation they'll usually go for it again in a much more....pleasureful.... manner.
Guy A:"Yo dude I heard you got a blow-job from Becca last night!"
Guy B:"Yeah but it was her first time so it was a remedial blowjob... better luck next time."
by thai kitteh March 14, 2011
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remedial weekends

Going out on your days off to enjoy your life instead of just getting spiritually crushed by your 9~5 dead end job.
I'm really only alive during my remedial weekends.
by syddana June 4, 2016
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Remedial crackhead cluck

Is a broke Mindy. A known manipulator and scammer. 4 kids but 9 baby daddies. Gets pregnant to trap men into taking care of her and abandons the kids for a fast life. Sold her soul to be a model, but ended up a crackhead instead.
by Mindy’s Cult Survivor January 6, 2025
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Lesson in remedial physics

Where people have a car reck because they have forgotten everything they know about the physics of cars like how fast they go and how hard they bump into each other and so have to be reminded by recking there cars.
He got a lesson in remedial physics.
by Judge dredd7 August 25, 2011
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Extremis Malis Extrema Remedia

Desperate times call for desperate measures.

Extremis Malis Extrema Remedia is Latin and is used on the SHD patch from Tom Clancy's The Division game.
Extremis malis extrema remedia when the city falls.
by Twilight Sings August 9, 2016
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food point remediation

days where one must refrain from indulging in excessively pricey meals, so that later in the semester they do not suffer from starvation.
"hey man go get me some chips"
"dude bro no way this week i am on food point remediation"
by cateyandalex September 23, 2009
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