Real Madrid

The other Hoe

Real Madrid was found on the floor overdosed on Coca reminiscing about Ronaldo

by Mo Salad April 30, 2019

Real Madrid

Simply the best football club to ever exist .

Real Madrid Hala madridd.

by _zubaidi4 November 2, 2022

Real madrid

Real madrid is the only football club in world which is allowed to play with 12 players on the pitch ( Refree)

They are also allowed to score offside goals in champions league night

Don't say messi name infront of real madrid fans

They loose their mind after hearing messi name

Real madrid football club

by Unknown_speaker May 4, 2024

Real Madrid

Lucky

I hit the jackpot on the slot machine. I pulled a Real Madrid

by TacoReyes May 9, 2024

real madrid fan

Someone as small as Ronaldo
A little bit of A pussy

Are you a Real Madrid fan? Yes I am A Big pussy like Ronaldo

by Kingofronaldo69 December 11, 2016

Puta Real Madrid

A very comoon phrase you can hear during a Spanish football match If Real Madrid plays (specially during a derby against Atleti or a clásico against Barça). Means "Fuck Real Madrid".

¿¡DID YOU SEE THAT?! THAT GOAL WAS ON OFF-SIDE, THEY PAID THE REFEREE, ¡PUTA REAL MADRID!

by Alvaricles22 March 1, 2018

Pulled of a Real Madrid

It's when the odds are against you and everyone says it's not possible but you come on top and win.

This is in reference to the iconic 2022 UEFA Champions League run by Real Madrid, in which they had a 1% chance to qualify to the finals but they still managed to do it.

Royal challengers Bengaluru pulled of a Real Madrid by qualifying to the 2024 IPL knockouts.

by Roanoa Uchiha goku May 18, 2024