the king of R&B who is often used in uncreative jokes about peeing on underage girls by douches that read "people" magazine. he has more talent than usher and trey songz combined, and is one of the most underrated artists of all time.
by california689 October 29, 2011
Get the R. Kellymug. 
(1.)Laying the "BIG DICK" down on a underage broad. (2.)Not geting caught for stroking a underaged broad. (3.)A normal man who instead of hiding his desires to pipe underaged broads, he does it, then show the world how they are beneath his excellency (see: peeing).
Man I sitting in the mall parking lot in my 04 SS on 24's, when this chick saw my car she ran up and holla at a nigga, shit I knew what was up, but she had a phat ass, so we left then I R.Kelly (1) her ass down before I took her home.
Most niggas be snaking R. Kelly (2) style out her in these streets, but that shit is on the hush.
Say what you want a bout Mr. R. Kelly (3) he's just be real to his freaky as music (no one normal if your a freak), yet he didn't have to finish her off like that.
Most niggas be snaking R. Kelly (2) style out her in these streets, but that shit is on the hush.
Say what you want a bout Mr. R. Kelly (3) he's just be real to his freaky as music (no one normal if your a freak), yet he didn't have to finish her off like that.
by Nat King Cole September 30, 2006
Get the R. Kellymug. by AYB June 11, 2003
Get the R. Kellymug. When a man gets every woman he wants; then gets bored with women. He pursues young girls and gets them; gets bored with them too. Eventually he turns to homosexuality.
by Nancy Wilson October 2, 2007
Get the R. Kellymug. R. Kelly is an R&B rapper who is a pedophile and rapes underage girls.
R. Kelly is used in a joke told to an person that is underage (can be told to person over consent but the joke wouldn’t be as funny) because he raped underage girls or told to a person who does very weird stuff.
R. Kelly is used in a joke told to an person that is underage (can be told to person over consent but the joke wouldn’t be as funny) because he raped underage girls or told to a person who does very weird stuff.
“R. Kelly is gonna come get you”
“R. Kelly is waiting for you downstairs”
Told to an underage person
*Does something real weird*
“Bruh you like R. Kelly get away from me”
“R. Kelly is waiting for you downstairs”
Told to an underage person
*Does something real weird*
“Bruh you like R. Kelly get away from me”
by weirdwushi March 13, 2019
Get the R. Kellymug. An rnb performer of the whikkety whack macdaddy paddy whack era. Well known for his bedroom and backstage antics with the young ladies.
He my daddy. R. Kelly tweats me good. Weal good. When I am a naughty girl he give me spanks. He teach me to be good girl. Weal good girl
by Itoldyadontfuckwitme January 5, 2019
Get the R. Kellymug.