Qwerty

A clever ruse, in which a male tells another person (male or female) that he has alot of quarters in his pocket, to creep them out by having them touch their penis. He then tells victim to feel all the quarters. Slowly he has the person move his hand towards the inner thigh, untill the victim suddenly understands what's happening.
James: "Hey Aidan, I have alot of quarters in my pocket. Want to feel them?"

Aidan: "Sure! This sounds like harmless enjoyment to me!"

James: "There's more to the left"

Aidan (akwardly): "What the fuck, that wasn't a quarter!"

Dayum, James just pulled some mad Qwerty on Aidan!
by Crusty Kovacevic August 21, 2006
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Somebody who is addicted to computers and can understand any code or hack. They can fix or hack any computer they want, and they are literally a genius.
Dan is so qwerty. Everyday, he is fixing the school's computers or doing codes on his own computer
by Awesome Person June 08, 2014
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Qwerty: a female that self identifies with various aspects of 'Geek' or 'Nerd' subcultures who tends to arouse sexual desire or interest. A strictly positive personality quality which connotes sexiness, with the potential for promiscuousness, but without the negative connotations generally associated with being sexually open.
Holy shit, this cute girl wearing a 'Han Shot First' T shirt just fucked me on all fours, and asked me to cum on her glasses. I fucking love qwerty girls.
by RThree September 27, 2010
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Noun

A vaginal wart found between a strippers legs.

Qwertys can be transmitted through sexual intercourse. To prevent the spread of qwertys, one must always wear a condom or just give up on sex entirely.
L: Oh my god! I found a qwerty last night when I was masturbating!

P: Are you serious? You need to get that shit checked out!
by LuckyLemon February 16, 2009
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When a man is unsure about his interest in the same sex, and his primary thoughts are of gay men, and there activities. This is also a quicker way of someone saying they are curious of their sexuality.
"Hey, dude, you wanna come over today and hang out in my pool?"

"No way man, I'm feeling a little qwerty today"
by Patches4000 March 08, 2009
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Someone who is annoying, ugly and someone who tries to be like everyone else. To describe someone who you highly dislike and have no respect for. Someone who is dumb or disgusting.
Catie and Brittany are qwerty's. Or "What a qwerty!"
by DinoDick November 23, 2006
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An awkward question posed at an unexpected time, in a completely conversational tone.
when sally asked her mother whether or not she was planning to continue stealing her favorite cherry flavored lube at thanksgiving dinner, the qwerty caused her flabbergasted aunt gertrude to have a heart attack.
by Ceilidh Malone October 25, 2009
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