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Qwertist

A person who spends most of his time around mobile phones and internet. Like literally he has no life other than to spend on his tech devices.
John is such a qwertist, he is always either on the computer or using phone.
by usernameprobablytaken January 18, 2015
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Qwertea

An absolute lad who is the funniest person you could meet. Just don’t state your opinion he can be a very judgy person, beware his sliver tongue when he starts an argument he shall not give up until he wins. Kind of a grammar Nazi, will call you a dipstick if you spell something wrong. He is a smart person, but sometimes unintentionally hurts others with his words. Rages when someone does something idiotic. Qwertea loves making and posting memes. An honest guy, who is a bit self-conscious but overall, he is an amazing human. You’d be lucky to have him in your life.
Person: im sorry youre mum died
qwertea: its your not youre
by define_my_username May 21, 2020
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qwerd

Replaces "word" if you're super nerdy and using the qwerty or qwertz keyboard.
Qwerd.
by ClementineCybelle December 28, 2010
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Qwermnbvtyuicxzlopaskjhgdf

How and why did you find this

You are extremely bored, that’s how
Qwermnbvtyuicxzlopaskjhgdf Qwermnbvtyuicxzlopaskjhgdf
by lower case s January 25, 2021
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qwertpoiuyasdfglkjhzxcvmnb

YOU ARE SO BORED YOU JUST HAVE TO TYPE QWERTPOIUYASDFGLKJHZXCVMNB! If you keep doing this you will have no life! Save yourself! I guarantee you are at school right now! Come on! Start working! QUIT SEARCHING UP QWERTY COMBOS LIKE ME! Oops. I mean like I never do... hehe.
I like to type qwertpoiuyasdfglkjhzxcvmnb when I'm depressed and have no life.
by ThatTroubledSchoolGurl January 27, 2020
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Cockmongling Qweefburg3r

Arby "n" the Chief Series 3 episode 3 "Professional" The nest day after the Arbiter meets the chief's best friend craig who claims to be MLG the Arbiter grabs a can of beer from the fridge and while heading back to the xbox he spots Chief crying and Chief explains that Craig and his friends made fun of Chief and made him upset. The Arbiter does not really seem to care until he finds out the Craig has called him a COCKMONGLING QWEEFBURG3Rthen the arbiter storms off to the xbox and sorts it out with craig. You see this event happening in the next episode "Face off"
Arbiter:" what the hell. Chief? "
Chief: " :'( Go weeyy "
Arbiter:" what's the matter? Run out of vaseline again? "
Chief:" Snif its craig "
Arbiter:" What ABOUT that douche? "
Chief:" Him adn his frinds maed fuN of meh, maed meh crai :(! "
Arbiter:" well maybe NOW you'll learn to pick better friends "
Chief:" adn he calld u a cockmongling Qweefburg3r "
by Moe.Y December 16, 2008
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qweef

pussyfart, vaginal air biscuit, the sound of success
The qweef from her poontang damn near blew my hair off.
by wotongo May 13, 2004
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