Quinlan

Bitchboy who you shouldn’t trust. Overconfident, snarky, and will forget about you in 4 days after you befriend him. A Quinlan always assumes to be the light of the night, but has about the same charisma as someone who plays VRChat for 9 hours every day. Quinlan’s also easily get close with Jacob’s, which is guaranteed a red flag. He almost always has weird pictures of himself, so if you dont wanna see some messed up toes, stay away from him. Quinlan’s will try their best to be funny by making random and weird noises, and when it doesn’t work, Quinlan’s throw fits harder than a professional shot putter can. Quinlan’s can somewhat attract the ladies, but end up failing in the long run due to being more two-dimensional than paper. Overall, a Quinlan is someone to stay away from, as they’re just awful.
Don’t be a Quinlan, be a Quinn.

(Quinlan enters a party)
Veronica: Oh my god, look at that boy, he’s so bi-sexy
Shelly: Wait, don’t trust him… He’s a Quinlan!

Veronica: Eww! Really? I can’t believe he deceived me again…

Quinlan by Blixans April 20, 2025

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Quinlan Texas

Quinlan where do I begin, the smell is awful it smells like a 24/7 hooker was in the middle of getting gang banged and died and sat in the sun for a few days.
The girls like to keep there legs open 24/7 like a motel 6 . You walk around a store and you can see the crabs crawling on people and all the guys like to act all cool cause they all low key BI.

Quinlan Texas Itchin an, burin Itchin an burin I got STD’s.

Quinlan Texas by Quinlan Texas sucks September 24, 2019