Queef

a little bit of air that gets caught in a woman`s vagina sometimes it happens after you have intercourse it can also happen if you just have a god damn vagina and it is not something to be embarrasd about because even if your a girl and a virgin it can happen to you to it sometimes happens when you walk because of the space inbetween your legs

oh crap i just queefed. don`t worry its cute

by killer queef July 11, 2016

Queef-Grief

noun. The multiple emotions running through a female's mind after 'queefing' during sexual intercourse.

Mike was so disgusted from Megan's queefing that he left for home shortly after the initial queef. Megan suffered overwhelming queef-grief for the rest of the evening.

Brent's girlfriend's queef-grief was no match for his mission to devaginate her.

by MasterQueef June 1, 2012

queef and cheddar

Use arbys cheese sauce as lube in doggy style

You’re mom couldn’t afford a beef and cheddar so I went in the back and gave her a queef and cheddar

by Jmcddd August 25, 2023

Jizzy Queef

1. A post-coitus vaginal flatulation.

2. A fart out of the vagina that produces a sperm bubble

"Hey bitch."

"Yeah?"

"You get fucked without protection, again?"

"Yeah, he blew his load all up my albert poo holes, and I farted a jizzy queef in his mouth"

by DR.dicknose October 9, 2011

queef

Vaginal flatulence.

His coital sojourn was brief;
He came, and withdrew like a thief.
As his trouser snake left,
Though, there belched from her cleft
A most satisfactory queef.

by npetrikov June 9, 2010

Queasing

From: Quantitative Easing, the new official government doublespeak for "printing money out of thin air."

Queasing is much easier to pronounce and evokes that slightly nauseous feeling you get when you realise just how fucked the entire world economy really is.

I'm queasing just thinking about my dwindling pension pot, my loss of savings, my worthless endowment, the fall in the value of my house, my imminent unemployment, global warming.....dude, how much worse can it get?

by MoeThePlumber March 11, 2009

queef rod

A big thick cock used to pound a queef out.

I wish i could make some money with my queef rod pounding sluts.

by SecertSlutPounder September 5, 2018