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Sex Quaver

A piece of cheese that has crumbled from beneath the crease of a bellend during oral sex.

Likened to a quaver in shape and also as it may be crunchy (dependent of age) and taste of cheese.
I haven’t washed this week so if you blow me you might get to eat a sex quaver .
by Nellobruh February 6, 2018
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cheesy quaver

Meaning 'a raver', as made famous by Tracey from Big Brother 8.
I'm a raver, a cheesy quaver.
by BethanS July 7, 2007
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beta male quaver

An extremely underdeveloped male who relays on support from more superior black alpha females, never sticks up for himself relays on females to do that for him. Scared of buses. Scared of small Scottish men. Commonly referred to as quaver
friend 1: I want to shag your girlfriend

friend 2: Your girlfriend is a milf
beta male quaver:
by IloveQuavers February 6, 2019
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Dirty Quaver

To get a crisp/potato chip and wipe up smegma using the crisp/potato chip and then eat it.
John: "Hey babe you've still got my dick cheese in your teeth"
Claudia: "Oh from the dirty quaver last night?"
by DrDirtyshmirtz April 22, 2021
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Baldy Quaver

A small mostly bald blonde cunt with massive triple glazed specks
Alex ya baldy quaver yer da's got a 1 inch weapon and ginger pubes
by Mooslim March 29, 2021
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Hemi Demi Semi Quaver

A rotten quaver that has been splooged on and the term ‘semi’ comes from a semi boner. The founder of the word is Mc Goddard
woah timmy there’s no way your going to eat that Hemi Demi Semi Quaver
by Mc Goddick October 24, 2018
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Cheesy Quaver

Girl 1: Did Mandy call you for answers about our science quiz?
Girl 2: Yes,about 100 fucking times!!
Girl 1: What a cheesy quaver..
by CrazyChicka! November 13, 2009
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