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a network of opinionated wikis run by retarded fucks with no life and cannot handle opinions that don't match their own
normal guy: I like 2016 Ghostbusters
Qualitipedian: REEEEE THAT'S AN SJW MOVIE YOU'RE WRONG AND AN SJW!!!!1
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Imaginary Russert Qualities

When reminiscing about the late Tim Russert, these Imaginary Russert Qualities or IRQs, are the ideas that conjure up in your mind, regardless of whatever the media says contrary to them.
"Her dad has at least three of the Imaginary Russert Qualities."

"Calm down dad, you're getting the IRQs again."

Imaginary Russert Qualities include, but are not limited to the following:

1. Russert as an Alcoholic with various gins and vodkas on top of his stainless steel fridge

"Don't you even think about touching my Tanqueray you little nitwit!"

2. Poor parenting skills such as suddenly screaming at his son with a piece of corn chowder hanging on his lip.

"How was your day at school son?"
"eh, it was okay"
"You better hope that passed your exams with flying colors or else I'll hang your scrawny ass up by your silly pants, I'm not waking up at ridiculous hours to interview these jackasses for my health! Now go to your room and don't come out until you've finished Wealth of Nations!!!"

3. Throwing temper tantrums whilst making home repairs:

"GODDAMMIT I WANT MY FATHER BACK!!" ::KNOCKS HAMMER THROUGH WALL::
by Clint Walker June 24, 2008
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Qualified Peacocker

Tryna show off and get alot of attention with their watercraft. Might include adding underwater lights to a boat , adding a slide to a pontoon. A person whos car/boat/truck/ golf cart is worth more than his house.
Guy 1: Why did they put those lights their boat?
Guy 2: They just straight up peacockin' he must be qualified.

"that guys got a real nice golf cart, he must be a Qualified peacocker."
by Qualified Peacocker August 11, 2021
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The type of question you get on a stupid test, and you have no idea what the fuck it means
how the fuck does the question "What human qualities did John Dalton bring to his study of the chemical elements?" make any fucking sense?
by Jewsy J October 8, 2020
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qualified

well hung; posessing a large penis
I saw Dan out on the track today and he looks pretty qualified.
by dcoy February 17, 2009
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Quailed

When someone becomes paroletic before the hours of 7pm-2am.
Jack jus cained that vody, its only half 4... hes quailed !!
by sharon123456 March 28, 2009
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qualified to sing

synonomous with "I just had sex" it comes from the song by The Lonely Island. Used to describe someone who, big surprise, just had sex.
Socially Awkward Penguin: Watching video by the lonely island . . . parents walk in, are qualified to sing

guy1: Dude, I'm totally qualified to sing
guy2: brooooo! nicccceeeee!
by Keev23eev April 5, 2011
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