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Qualitipedian: REEEEE THAT'S AN SJW MOVIE YOU'RE WRONG AND AN SJW!!!!1
Qualitipedian: REEEEE THAT'S AN SJW MOVIE YOU'RE WRONG AND AN SJW!!!!1
by the sexy retard B) January 2, 2022
Get the Qualitipedia mug.When reminiscing about the late Tim Russert, these Imaginary Russert Qualities or IRQs, are the ideas that conjure up in your mind, regardless of whatever the media says contrary to them.
"Her dad has at least three of the Imaginary Russert Qualities."
"Calm down dad, you're getting the IRQs again."
Imaginary Russert Qualities include, but are not limited to the following:
1. Russert as an Alcoholic with various gins and vodkas on top of his stainless steel fridge
"Don't you even think about touching my Tanqueray you little nitwit!"
2. Poor parenting skills such as suddenly screaming at his son with a piece of corn chowder hanging on his lip.
"How was your day at school son?"
"eh, it was okay"
"You better hope that passed your exams with flying colors or else I'll hang your scrawny ass up by your silly pants, I'm not waking up at ridiculous hours to interview these jackasses for my health! Now go to your room and don't come out until you've finished Wealth of Nations!!!"
3. Throwing temper tantrums whilst making home repairs:
"GODDAMMIT I WANT MY FATHER BACK!!" ::KNOCKS HAMMER THROUGH WALL::
"Calm down dad, you're getting the IRQs again."
Imaginary Russert Qualities include, but are not limited to the following:
1. Russert as an Alcoholic with various gins and vodkas on top of his stainless steel fridge
"Don't you even think about touching my Tanqueray you little nitwit!"
2. Poor parenting skills such as suddenly screaming at his son with a piece of corn chowder hanging on his lip.
"How was your day at school son?"
"eh, it was okay"
"You better hope that passed your exams with flying colors or else I'll hang your scrawny ass up by your silly pants, I'm not waking up at ridiculous hours to interview these jackasses for my health! Now go to your room and don't come out until you've finished Wealth of Nations!!!"
3. Throwing temper tantrums whilst making home repairs:
"GODDAMMIT I WANT MY FATHER BACK!!" ::KNOCKS HAMMER THROUGH WALL::
by Clint Walker June 24, 2008
Get the Imaginary Russert Qualities mug.Tryna show off and get alot of attention with their watercraft. Might include adding underwater lights to a boat , adding a slide to a pontoon. A person whos car/boat/truck/ golf cart is worth more than his house.
Guy 1: Why did they put those lights their boat?
Guy 2: They just straight up peacockin' he must be qualified.
"that guys got a real nice golf cart, he must be a Qualified peacocker."
Guy 2: They just straight up peacockin' he must be qualified.
"that guys got a real nice golf cart, he must be a Qualified peacocker."
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Get the Quailed mug.synonomous with "I just had sex" it comes from the song by The Lonely Island. Used to describe someone who, big surprise, just had sex.
Socially Awkward Penguin: Watching video by the lonely island . . . parents walk in, are qualified to sing
guy1: Dude, I'm totally qualified to sing
guy2: brooooo! nicccceeeee!
guy1: Dude, I'm totally qualified to sing
guy2: brooooo! nicccceeeee!
by Keev23eev April 5, 2011
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