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quadruple boob syndrome 

Quadruple Boob Syndrome (QBS) is a very common disorder among preteens and adolescence. It's when girls don't really know their bra size so they end up buying a super bad, super TIGHT bra that cuts their boobs in half horizontally. Then to make things worse they wear a skin tight shirt that clearly shows this. There are many cures for this disease. The most common is buying a bra your size.
Sarah: Omg Jane, did you see Michelle today?
Jane: YESS !! Look at her chest, her shirt is so tight you can tell she has quadruple boob syndrome.
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quadruple manpass surgery 

Like quadruple bypass surgery, only manlier.
Hey Tobias the Armenian Prawn driver!
Yo.
Driven any prawns lately?
Once or twice.
Say, I like your sideburns.
Thanks.
Well, I need to go and have quadruple manpass surgery.
Sucks for you.

Quadruple Fuck Sundae

Described as the ultimate pleasure for a girl. Occurs when she is getting anal, fingered, tits rubbed, and made out with all at the same time by one guy. It is possible and this is four points for pleasure.
Bob: Okay how did last night go? You didn't fuck up and get a submarine toilet like last time did you?

John: Nah dude, I freakin gave her the Quadruple Fuck Sundae!

Bob: Oh my God! Seriously?!? You are a God among men!
Quadruple Fuck Sundae by B&W Saint February 23, 2011

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DA BEST GAWK GAWK YOU WILL EVER RECEIVE IN A LIFETIME, YOU WONT BE ABLE TO WALK FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFETIME AFTER THIS AND YOUR SOUL WILL BE SENT TO HEAVEN IF DONE CORRECTLY
Dave: Yo my homeboy, you want the the mary poppings supercalifragilisticexpialidocious gawk gawk vacuum chamber quadruple hand twist ushy bushy gushy sloppy toppy boppy naughty gorilla grip fade tsunami volcano eruption of semen soul snatcher combo wombo mumbo 3000?

William: No daddy, im not ready to die, im still a child

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the most intense dare ever to be wielded by anyone. cannot back out of it no matter what or chaotic things will happen.
DUDE! I double dog triple frog quadruple hog quintuple log sextuple blog septuple clog octuple old grog nonuple cog decaple flog duodecaple fast jog tredecaple prologue dare you to stick your dick in the blender.

What does the quadruped in my current vicinity seem to be contributing to?

Idiot: what the dog doin?
Chad: What does the quadruped in my current vicinity seem to be contributing to?