by Yrfhh December 11, 2019
A devastating and destabilizing mental condition. Primarily characterized by the afflicted parties inability to appropriately prioritize any critical function/event/relationship over his insatiable demand for frequent self-gratification with his irreplaceable "Pocket Pussy".
I haven't been able to get Walter to come out with us for months! He's been Pocket Pussy Whipped ever since Mildred dropped him and he bought himself that Fleshlight.
by 0deecee0 November 20, 2018
When one takes a day old baked potato and puts it in the microwave for 30 seconds, and then has sexual relations with said potato.
by Lord Pignuts February 19, 2009
by cybermafias.l.u.t.t. September 13, 2019
Put Marinara sauce on your fingers with a bit of shredded cheese, and finger your girl. Then, once you've spread it around, eat her out and enjoy your Pizza Pocket pussy :)
by CheeseWhiz_101 February 20, 2019
I OVER HEARD BARBARA SAYIN SHE HATED HAVIN SEX WITH BOB AS HIS DICK WAS WAY TOO SMALL SO AS A BIRTHDAY GAG GIFT I BOUGHT HIM A PENCIL POCKET PUSSY SO AT LEAST HE WILL BE GETTIN SOME LOL
by ODog N Cali M.C N T December 06, 2009
A bowl of chef boyardee spaghetti and meatballs used as a masturbation tool for guys of Italian decent.
Im so horny, i need my Italian pocket pussy
by cheddarbob October 08, 2020