Pulkit

The hottest best looking guy in the world whos P e n i s is the size of the MISSISIPPI RIVER

oh my god look its a pulkit!

by theshit December 9, 2004

pulkit

a guy who likes to party to the max. yet a good friend who will always willing to help you out.

you found a pulkit! lucky you.

by motherfacker July 18, 2011

pusitis

Pusitis is a term that is used to define athletic underachievement which is usually accompanied by a halt in training. Pusitis is a somewhat serious condition and does not currently have a vaccine, although the leading scientists are working hard to create one. Competitive athletes such as runners, cyclists, and swimmers are susceptible to pusitis. However, those with the biggest concern should be triathletes, as they combine all three sports. Pusitis may be contracted in various ways. History has shown that sore legs, common cold, and broken bike parts are the most common cause of pusitis.

Example 1:
Brenden: Eh I got a cold eh. I will be sick for 2 days, but I might as well just take 4 weeks off.
Ethan: Sounds like you have a case of pusitis.
Brenden: Eh pusitis eh.

Example 2:
Brenden: Eh I broke the shifter on my bike eh. I can't train for a few weeks until it gets fixed.
Ethan: Pusitis in full swing again.
Brenden: Eh not my fault eh

by JuanPelota May 1, 2011

pussitunity

Any opportunity to get pussy

There were hot girls everywhere, but I went to the restroom and the pussitunity was gone.

by Ottergay September 2, 2006

Puskintio

A large ugly man who howls at the moon and strangles children who are naughty

Watch out for PUSKINTIO

by Little brown boy 47 April 27, 2017

poskit

The general term for a boy who dresses in black and hunts ghosts.

Girl : You wanna come over for some fun?
Boy : Nah mate im going poskiting

by James Currie February 9, 2008

Pusket

Good eaten' pussy

Gonna have me a pusket sandwich for supper tonight

by Screwbird86 June 11, 2018