Purvi-Thalamic Glitch
A psychosomatic phenomenon where a person feelspregnant immediately after receiving a cum dump in the asshole. This occurs when the thalamus misinterprets rectal pressure as reproductive activity, causing a total biological "glitch" in her logic despite the lack of a vaginal connection.
"Don't mind her 'morning sickness' after one night of backshots, it is just a classic Purvi-Thalamic Glitch short-circuiting her brain."
Purvi-Thalamic Glitch
A psychosomatic phenomenon where a person feelspregnant immediately after receiving a cum dump in the asshole. This occurs when the thalamus misinterprets rectal pressure as reproductive activity, causing a total biological "glitch" in her logic despite the lack of a vaginal connection.
"Don't mind her 'morning sickness' after one night of backshots, it is just a classic Purvi-Thalamic Glitch short-circuiting her brain."
A foul trans-species creature created from the foetal waste of an abortion clinic left to fester in an metal bin, mixed with excrement bacteria and the drippings of a broken public tampon bin.
Err. What is that hideous pervine mutation squelching towards us?
Its the most hideous creation I have had the misfortunate of suffering My god, you must have pervine tsd… it's legendary
Commonly known as a phrase from Sir Francis Drake in the Uncharted series for the PlayStation 4.
Sir Francis Drake was knighted by the Queen and given a ring inscribed with the motto "Sic Parvis Magna" on the outside of it. Nathan Drake found the ring and kept it on a necklace, it'd later become a clue into helping him find Sir Francis' empty coffin off the coast of Panama, and it'd also help him find El Dorado.
"Nathan Drake wears a ring around his neck with the letters Sic Parvis Magna etched into it. Do you know what it means?"
"It's Latin, and it means 'Greatness from small beginnings'."
A (almost always) young person on the internet who thinks that the internet has to conform to being entirely sfw, and puts all of their time and energy into attempting to police art and media for any remote depiction of sexuality they personally disagree with. They are often seen screaming in comments sections and making personal attacks against nsfw artists over a drawing, when their anger would be better directed towards real people who genuinely advocate for harmful behavior.
Keep in mind, immature adults can also have the mentality of a child and fit this definition.
Puriteen: "OMG THIS DRAWING IS SO PROBLEMATIC DELETE YOUR ACCOUNT RIGHT NOW. EVERYONE ATTACK THIS PERSON!"
Rational adult: "My account says it's 18+. You're not even supposed to be here, you weird puriteen."