purple headed microphone

The purple headed microphone is another name for the penis.

A girl will sing down the purple headed microphone when engaging in car park karaoke. This is an outdoor blowjob.

by Paul Daley May 15, 2008

Purple Headed Stallion

refers to tha enormously ferocious cock LBC has.

girl 1: damn girl, u look tore up.
girl 2: thats cuz LBC's purple-headed stallion ran a massacre up on me.
LBC: damn right girl, and i'll pound your friend too!!!

by Joe, dont be hatin homez, lol January 5, 2004

purple headed deicas

when a girl giving a hand job squeezes to hard

nick got the fatal purple headed deicas

by koot May 13, 2005

purple headed throbber

A raging hard-on...ready to explode

She rode me until she climbed off my purple headed throbber and it spayed all over her face

by Mr.JJM August 24, 2006

purple headed mushroom

another name for the penis, popularized in the movie "Varsity Blues"

"johnny's mom caught him strokin the purple headed mushroom with a playboy magazine yesterday"

by ScottScottKPT November 29, 2007

Purple headed warrior

The bulbouse tip of the penis.

Can I insert my purple headed warrior up your quivering mound of love pudding and explore every crevis of your femmininity

by AiyUpCocka September 13, 2018

purple-headed warrior

a guys penis

originated when i had nothin better to do

I have a humongous purple-headed warrior max and tom.

by ThE sTeVe MaN May 13, 2005