puppyfish

Used opposite of a catfish (fake) .

Puppyfish - a real person who look better than their photos . Aka (& puppies are cute) hence it’s coined the term puppyfish.

Nicole - hey you know that guy Jason on the he gram?

Jen - Yeah , he’s so hot 🥵, I think he’s a catfish

Nicole - We went for a coffee date , dudes a total puppyfish😍 , cuter than his photos !!

Jen - I need me a puppyfish

by Jellybean777 November 17, 2022

pussyitis

when you’ve gotten so much pussy your incapable of turning gay

Nick fucked so many bitches he’s got pussyitis!

by Monica the OG November 12, 2023

Pussyitis

When you're being a little bitch and skip runs or cut them short.

Type 1 - cutting a run short.

Type 2 - cutting multiple runs short or not running at all.

Type 3 - skipping multiple runs and making excuses

Type 4 - Not running for weeks at a time and being a pussy about it

That dumb ass nigga esteban skipped practice again cause hes 'sick.' His pussyitis has flared up to type 4!

by maplesyrupfootjob69 September 10, 2024

Plantar Pussyitis

When your feet hurt from drinking too much the night before.

He had to cancel all plans after last night’s festivities led to a bad case of plantar pussyitis.

by Johnny rockets July 16, 2022