Noun (only plural)
1. Overtly expensive 'designer' sunglasses (Dior, Klein et al), named as so because they are to be worn only for three months, after that they are out of fashion.
2. Any overtly expensive fashion product expected to run out of fashion in limited time.
3. Any piece of art bought only because of the name associated with it and not the piece of art itself.
4. Sunglasses associated with three months.
1. Overtly expensive 'designer' sunglasses (Dior, Klein et al), named as so because they are to be worn only for three months, after that they are out of fashion.
2. Any overtly expensive fashion product expected to run out of fashion in limited time.
3. Any piece of art bought only because of the name associated with it and not the piece of art itself.
4. Sunglasses associated with three months.
1. 'Yes, I'm serious, he bought Dior glasses for three-hundred EUR and after three months just didn't wear them any more because it was out of fashion.'
2. Yes, I'm serious, he bought Dior anal lube for three-hundred EUR and after three months just didn't use it any more because it was out of fashion.'
3. 'This Mondriaan here is the prize item of my collection, I'm extremely positive I would have bought for enough money to sustain a third world country for six months any-how if the artist wasn't famous. If you do not see this, you know nothing of art.'
4. I hate it when there are three-months sunglasses in my prawns on the barbie.
2. Yes, I'm serious, he bought Dior anal lube for three-hundred EUR and after three months just didn't use it any more because it was out of fashion.'
3. 'This Mondriaan here is the prize item of my collection, I'm extremely positive I would have bought for enough money to sustain a third world country for six months any-how if the artist wasn't famous. If you do not see this, you know nothing of art.'
4. I hate it when there are three-months sunglasses in my prawns on the barbie.
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Definition #1
TL;DR
This phrase can be used casually to reject someone’s attempts to take control of a situation, or to reject someone’s actions/existence in general.
Sunglasses are used to control the amount of sunlight one’s eyes perceive, worn to seem mysterious or intimidating, or as a choice of fashion. All of these have assertive intentions, therefore, the phrase “fuck your sunglasses” is reject someone’s attempt to utilize metaphorical “sunglasses.”
Definition #2
Rejecting someone else’s perspective, as in the metaphorical sunglasses one perceives something.
Definition #1
TL;DR
This phrase can be used casually to reject someone’s attempts to take control of a situation, or to reject someone’s actions/existence in general.
Sunglasses are used to control the amount of sunlight one’s eyes perceive, worn to seem mysterious or intimidating, or as a choice of fashion. All of these have assertive intentions, therefore, the phrase “fuck your sunglasses” is reject someone’s attempt to utilize metaphorical “sunglasses.”
Definition #2
Rejecting someone else’s perspective, as in the metaphorical sunglasses one perceives something.
Example of #1
A: We should go out tonight.
B: We? No, I do not want to do that.
A: Come on, you never do anything fun with me. Let’s go out and have a good time.
B: Fuck you, and fuck your sunglasses. I do not want to spend time with you.
Definition #2
A: I think roller coasters are fun
B: I don’t, fuck your sunglasses.
A: We should go out tonight.
B: We? No, I do not want to do that.
A: Come on, you never do anything fun with me. Let’s go out and have a good time.
B: Fuck you, and fuck your sunglasses. I do not want to spend time with you.
Definition #2
A: I think roller coasters are fun
B: I don’t, fuck your sunglasses.
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