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Three-months sunglasses

Noun (only plural)

1. Overtly expensive 'designer' sunglasses (Dior, Klein et al), named as so because they are to be worn only for three months, after that they are out of fashion.
2. Any overtly expensive fashion product expected to run out of fashion in limited time.
3. Any piece of art bought only because of the name associated with it and not the piece of art itself.
4. Sunglasses associated with three months.
1. 'Yes, I'm serious, he bought Dior glasses for three-hundred EUR and after three months just didn't wear them any more because it was out of fashion.'
2. Yes, I'm serious, he bought Dior anal lube for three-hundred EUR and after three months just didn't use it any more because it was out of fashion.'
3. 'This Mondriaan here is the prize item of my collection, I'm extremely positive I would have bought for enough money to sustain a third world country for six months any-how if the artist wasn't famous. If you do not see this, you know nothing of art.'
4. I hate it when there are three-months sunglasses in my prawns on the barbie.
by Lajla July 7, 2008
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Fuck your Sunglasses

A catchphrase that alludes to the infamous “To my ex” or “hot dog husband” video that can be found on YouTube.
Definition #1
TL;DR
This phrase can be used casually to reject someone’s attempts to take control of a situation, or to reject someone’s actions/existence in general.

Sunglasses are used to control the amount of sunlight one’s eyes perceive, worn to seem mysterious or intimidating, or as a choice of fashion. All of these have assertive intentions, therefore, the phrase “fuck your sunglasses” is reject someone’s attempt to utilize metaphorical “sunglasses.”

Definition #2
Rejecting someone else’s perspective, as in the metaphorical sunglasses one perceives something.
Example of #1
A: We should go out tonight.

B: We? No, I do not want to do that.
A: Come on, you never do anything fun with me. Let’s go out and have a good time.

B: Fuck you, and fuck your sunglasses. I do not want to spend time with you.

Definition #2
A: I think roller coasters are fun
B: I don’t, fuck your sunglasses.
by Psuedonomm May 18, 2020
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Cunt in sunglasses

Person 1 "isn't joe acting funny today?"
Person2"yea like a real bitch"
Person 1 "yea he is a real cunt in sunglasses today"
by Cockterdoctor December 1, 2014
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funglasses

Sunglasses molded into impractical shapes, like dollar signs or words.
That quirky celebrity was sporting a mean pair of funglasses.
by the Manic January 1, 2011
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Canadian Sunglasses

The act of putting your nutsack on someones eyes when they are sleeping.
I gave Jane Canadian Sunglasses last night, but she woke up and punched me in the balls.
by dog toy May 12, 2010
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French sunglasses

When someone is lying on their back, you stand with your feet on either side of their head, and slowly squat down, lowering your ball sack onto the receiver's eyes. Be sure to slowly rock back and forth to provide a massaging motion, nice and gently because you are acting like a true French gentleman.
Her eyes were really itchy, so I gave her my French sunglasses for a few minutes and they soothed her itchy eyes.

Why does Jane look so satisfied? Ah, she was wearing some French sunglasses earlier, she must have really enjoyed them!
by UrbanDictionaryJimmy May 4, 2018
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Siberian Sunglasses

Performed only during the winter, the sexual act of ejaculating into someone's eyes and then kicking them outside into the snow, causing the jizz to freeze over their eyes.
"GAH SIBERIAN SUNGLASSES, I'M BLIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by A cold blind fool March 16, 2010
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