puerto rican suitcase

large oversize plastic bags from stores or garbage bags used in place or as an alternative to using/buying luggage when travelling.

Joe didn't have the money to buy a suitcase when he went on Greyhound so he used a puerto rican suitcase to bring his stuff.

by The Amazing Mr. Jeff February 15, 2006

Puerto Rican Shrimp

Cheddar Cheese Curls.

Alexandro and Roberto sat on the stoop, eating their Puerto Rican shrimp.

by Burn No Bridges January 9, 2008

Puerto Rican Speedboat

A double-wide trailer with an indoor toilet.

"Hey Essay, did you see Juan's new place?"
"Yeah, that vato got himself a Puerto Rican Speedboat!"

by Steve Mullhollan January 1, 2010

Puerto Rican Squat Rack

When a man man completes a full squat with two 40 oz. beers held above his head as he drops his testicles into a suspecting females mouth. The female plays the role of the referenced squat rack.

I'm going to make your mom my Puerto Rican squat rack.

by TheWetWillyWonder January 11, 2017

puerto rican sausage

a puerto rican penis, bigger then 9 and a half inchs.

J.Lo's got some fine puerto rican sausage

by T_Roy July 28, 2008

Puerto Rican shower

Etymology: Hispanic hygienic habits
Function: noun

1: the act of putting on more cologne or perfume instead of taking a regular shower with soap and water

1: "Phew, what's that smell? Did you just take a Puerto Rican shower or something?"

by raygee July 1, 2004

Puerto Rican shower

This was never a term for boricuas. This is just some bullshit made up by jealous and racists pieces of shit. Keep enjoying eating that shit puta.

A Puerto Rican shower is me pissing all over y’all racists ass heads.

by Superdoopertruper October 13, 2021