JOÃO PACHECO SOUSA

extremely homossexual guy, that loves being in shool and likes to have relationships with the professors.

guy 1: look JOÃO PACHECO SOUSA is talking to the professor.
guy 2: he is so gay

by becasscp February 24, 2017

alyssa pacheco

A sussy Baka budusy eater little arsh eater mmm yummy in my tunmy

Look it’s Alyssa Pacheco she loves budusy

by Djjxjccjv December 3, 2021

pacheco

Cold weather, slang used in Ecuador.

Brrrrr! Pacheco! Hand over that Zhumir so I get warmed up!

by TheAlex December 2, 2009

Pacheco Three-way

The weirdest most unsavory and unappealing sexual situation you can possibly imagine involving at least three people.

Dude, the crazyiest shit every happened last night! I was an unwilling participant in a Pacheco Three-way!

by marcosarmada July 7, 2011

Pacheco

To shank (it's a verb) someone in the neck with a sharp object.

We were at the bar, as we watched this guy Pacheco someone.

by Walmart13 May 3, 2011

Pacheco syndrome

Shortage of blood to the penis causing it to stay small

This patient has Pacheco syndrome because he has no blood in his penis

by Dr.paustic January 5, 2014

Pacheco

When a friend tries to step in on someone you are interested in, or dating.

Alternate spelling: Pacheddar.

How dare she try to Pacheco me!? That's my girl!

I'm gonna Pacheco her girl tonight.

by ohheyyy May 20, 2009