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Cum guzzling pub slut

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A slut that devotes all of her spare time to trawling alcohol serving venues (mainly pubs) that contain men with full scrotum's of cum. The slut's sole mission in life is to pick up a suitable provider of man juice so as she may receive her fix of hot, lumpy sprog at the earliest possible opportunity.
Jenny is such a cum guzzling pub slut, she can't wait to go to a bar after work and suck dry the nearest hard cock she can lay her cum-ridden lips on.

Ball custard is the lifeblood that Amber craves, she is always leaving a club early to take a man home and receive his delicious deposit of jizz, what a cum guzzling pub slut.
by Machris May 10, 2012
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Pub Scarecrow

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A person who whenever is in a pub keeps females away, therefore they are scaring the birds away like a scarecrow.
Whenever he's about the women stay away, he's like the pub scarecrow.
by Cannonball Taffy O'Jones March 30, 2010
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pub star

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A person that tends to have good games in a public match, but when it comes to competing in gamebattles or other competitive gaming, these pub stars have no chance against people with true skill at a game. They tend to talk a lot of trash because of them being at the top of the list in public games. If they are on gamebattles, you will probably see them with a low GB rank and/or on a bad team.
GB Expert: Wow Evan is such a pub star. All he does is run around with the AA-12 FMJ.

Me: I agree. We aren't letting this scrub on our gamebattles team.

GB Expert: For sure.
by watch out for wolves August 4, 2010
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Pub Strug

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A public struggle. When one cannot handle themselves in a public setting and should be placed in a more private area. An embarrassment which more often than not involves alcohol consumption.
The Cook: I feel like that girl has had far too much to drink tonight.
The Way: Yes, that fool is currently a pub strug.
The Dy: Oh my...Pub strug indeed.
by E-Dizzle Dee April 5, 2009
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Pub Star Scrub

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a person that plays COD: MW3 and thinks they are good, but in reality only plays public matches and does horrible in gamebattles, which is competitive gaming. These people usually quit after three of four games of GB and refuse to play again citing bad reasons and acting as if they don't really care. Pub Star Scrubs have little talent and no skill.
by Brian Leaf Terra December 6, 2011
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The wallet or pocket full of 5, 10, 20 and 50 cent coins you have after a night out down the local. €4.05 pints make this even worse than normal.
"Ah jaysus Marty, my wallet is full of post-pub shrapnel again"
by StrokeCity December 28, 2005
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Pub Spin

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A pub crawl where the participants travel via bicycle rather than on foot. The group of people will try to visit as many pubs as possible in one day/night, having a set number of alcoholic beverages at each location.
A favorite activity in Portland PDX on a weekend afternoon is to go for a pub spin on the east side visiting as many of the local breweries as possible.
by GzBz October 17, 2011
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