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provosting

When a guy takes mirror selfies of his bare ass or anus to see how many dudes will "like" the photo.
Today I was Provosting and got 56 likes! I feel beautiful today!
by Captian poopy pants January 9, 2016
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Provost

This is actually a name of a person. Originally from the book The Happy Land, it is stated that the name rhymes with 'Monroe.'

Provost is basically the most awesome person ever. She is reliable and trustworthy. You can talk to her about anything. If you want to vent you can almost always come to her because she agrees with you on most matters. Anyone would be honored to know her or date her. Everyone likes her because she has easy manners and a pretty face.

Nobody ever knows how to pronounce her name, even though she has just introduced herself with the correct pronunciation.
Person: Hi, what's your name?
Provost: Provost.
Person: How's that pronounced?
Provost: Provost, rhymes with Monroe.
Person: Oh, ok. What's your first name?
Provost: That is my first name.
by dundermifflinthisispam November 12, 2011
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provoitis

the effect that you get immediatly after leaving, or about to leave a vacation in the Turks &Caicos.
damn... i'm leaving Provo tomorrow and i'm already having a case of Provoitis...
by scubadave17 November 5, 2012
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Get the protein out the provolone

Person 1: Cody said he'd pay me double for my stereo.

Person 2: Get the protein out the provolone!
by xtehWalrusx December 30, 2011
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Provost

Guy 1: "Wake up"
Guy 2: "Im not a bottom bitch!"
Guy 1: "Oh provost"
by Lolumadbra? July 25, 2011
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provost alberta

gayest place on earth, has the greasiest men ever and its overpopulated with people who resemble Columbine school shooters. Also known for the town of underage sex and child abuse. Before you visit, make sure that you get all your medical shots.
"Have you ever heard of Provost Alberta?"

"Yeah man, I got six teenagers pregnant and got sent to jail for the first time for threatening to hang myself in the school bathroom."
by holefuck969 July 13, 2017
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prevolt

1)the battle cry before revenge
2)the thinking before the rebellion/revolt
have we prevolted yet??
no..
ok let's:
HWAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGHHHHH
ummm ur a retard
-.-....

or

wats the prevolt?
basically we flank them to the left , sending the infantry through the middle,... etc
by Michael Saeed June 10, 2007
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