Protiva

A very talented person who is not even half aware of her own talents. A humble person who keeps a few people very close to her heart. She makes a difference in people's lives slowly but surely. The most understanding person you will ever meet. With a Protiva the only thing you would love to do is talk with her for hours pouring your heart out without being scared of being judged.

She is a Protiva.

by Anon675 July 16, 2015

participant of an involuntary personal protein spill

someone who puked, in VERY proper terms. just like there is no such thing as toilet paper anymore, now it's bathroom tissue.

the dinner my wife cooked was so disgusting that i became the participant of an involuntary personal protein spill!

by rockin' randall 1973 March 18, 2010

prottie

A protestant

What part of "hoc est enim corpus meum" does that prottie not understand?

by jwd77 April 18, 2017

liquid protein diet

Swallowing enough semen to be able to subsist solely on that intake.

Kevin's eyes widened dramatically when he saw Stephanie remove her dentures; and he purred with pleasure as she next informed him that she'd quit Weight Watcher's to try the liquid protein diet instead.

by Niemand of Chaos March 29, 2005

PROTEIN MUFFIN

After a man shoots his load all over a womens clit, she makes him eat it.

After Matt shot his load all over Jenn's twat,she insisted he eat her protein muffin.

by proteinxxx October 15, 2008

protein spill

Any bodily fluid that reqires clean up such as vomit, urine, blood, feces. This term is used most often in theme parks.

Nicole: "Hey Thomas, we've got another protein spill in the third car!"
Patty: "God, if I have to clean up another pound of upchucked popcorn I'm gonna quit!"

by Nicole Joy August 1, 2007

protein shot

A shot of jizz in the mouth.

Sara is a vegan but I keep her on a balanced diet with daily protein shots and hot beef injections.

by Nick D November 3, 2005